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46 M Louisville, KY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:45am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Not at all
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've decided to try this again but because I deleted my old profile, I now need to come up with a new one. So this is a work in progress...

I am, however, having fun with some of the other sections of my profile down below...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, apparently trying to find someone to date. Duh.

(OK, that was uncalled for. I shouldn't act out my frustration at filling at this OKCupid profile and have you, the reader, have to bear the brunt of it. Please accept my sincerest apologies.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Really, there are so many, many things. Nuclear physics, brain surgery, peace negotiations, making ridiculous claims on dating profiles in an attempt to seem clever and funny.

I just wouldn't know where to begin.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I have a conjoined twin.

Seriously, how would I know? Hopefully whatever it is, it's something flattering and not something that invites mockery.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I know a lot of people provide very detailed lists of their favorites in this section but as someone else mentioned in a profile I came across, that kind of limits what you can talk about while you are on an actual date.

So I'm just going to state briefly that among my favorites are Community, Madness, Pacific Rim, Premier League soccer, Pardon the Interruption, a sandwich at Primanti Brothers, Tony Kornheiser's radio show, Marvel superhero movies, Doctor Who, Foo Fighters, and Vanilla Chex.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm leaving my son off this list because he's not really a thing but he is the most important part of life.

Thing-wise, however, the list includes the following in no particular order...

1. My glasses and contacts: The world would be one big globby blur to me otherwise.
2. My car: I've ridden Louisville's TARC buses. Never. Ever. Again.
3. My sense of humor
4. My chia pet like hair: After attending a high school reunion, I learned to be grateful for what hair I did have because I could have none at all. (I do keep it short and neat, as you can see in my pictures. Otherwise, it would be quite the raging hairstack.)
5. Being able to see and hear: I'd miss out on far too much, from watching my son grow up to listening to his jokes and stories or just listening to music.
6. Where I came from: I've lived in Louisville for over 20 years now but I still consider myself from southwestern PA. And the best part is, my son loves going back there to visit and experience all the area offers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I ever thought answering 3,000+ questions on my first OKCupid profile was ever a good idea. Seriously, I'm steering clear of a whooole lot of questions this time around. This site enables you to know all sorts of intimate and specific details about someone before you even know what their voice sounds like. It's like some sort of personal preferences voyeur porn. Never again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm at home.

I am such an exciting person. Please, try to control your envy and awe at my exotic lifestyle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I believe I rambled on a bit about this sort of thing up above. You ain't getting jack out of me. I mean, come on already, we're on the Internet. What the NSA doesn't know won't hurt them.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you found any of my profile funny at all.
If you are a non-smoker or would not smoke around me.
If you don't do drugs, around me or otherwise.
If you are at most a social drinker. Not a sloppy, puke in my car every weekend one.
If you are dazzled by my rugged good looks.
If you don't mind my delusions of grandeur.
If you have a profile picture.

Really, I'm not picky. As long as you're smart, pretty, and sweet, and gentle, and tender, and refined, and lovely, and carefree. And can recognize movie quotes.

And if you are funny and witty and would like to spend time with me while we try to make each other happy.