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50 M Bethlehem, PA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 38–53
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, Thanks for clicking on my profile,

My name is Joe. I'm a Computer Programmer by day, aspiring musician by night. I know Programmer sounds boring and geeky, but unlike my IT/computer brethren, I can carry on and contribute to a conversation as necessary. And I actually have a personality and can make other people smile and laugh. Smart and funny. Pretty cool, huh? Looks-wise? I guess I'm not the cutest puppy in the litter but I don't scare away children. I have all of my hair and teeth too.

I am looking for a single woman, separated or divorced to spend time with, share experiences, love, learn and grow together. Race/Ethnicity really doesn't matter to me. Pretty is pretty no matter what color your skin is or where your family comes from. Kids are fine. I have two, 22 and 16. I'm really not interested in playing games and I won't lead you on or string you along. If there is chemistry we'll know it. I will treat you the way I hope my daughters will be treated by a man.

Talk to you soon,
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving it! Enjoying each day as it comes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Most anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm from New Jersey
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family and friends
My phone
My computer
Fine Wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When we were teenagers you couldn't come over because my parents are home, and now you can't come over because my kids are home.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If anything I've written here so far has piqued your interest drop me a line. But if the word "conversate" is part of your vocabulary, please don't. I'm honest and no-nonsense, but warm and friendly and I laugh a lot. I'm pretty self aware. I know my strengths and limitations. Did I forget anything? Just ask.

I'm adding this not to be nasty, but as a public service. I'm flattered that you message me but can you please write something more than "Hey there" or "Hi". If we were in a bar that would be fine but since we're not talking in real time if you want me to respond give me something to work with. If you think I have an interesting profile then tell me what you like about it. If you think I'm cute then tell me (Compliments will get you everywhere). Ask me out for a drink. Let me know that you can string a couple words together to make a sentence. (Was that nice enough?)