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28 Brandenburg, KY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jun 4, 2008
6' 1" (1.85m)
Christianity but it’s not important
Working on High school
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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hey, hmm... about me, well i'm a very nice guy from brandenburg ky, i'm a genius of men, and i enjoy obliterating small villages.

I am comical, freakin sweet, and sexy.
What I’m doing with my life
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i would like to become a comedian/actor, or my lifelong dream as a garbage truck driver.
I’m really good at
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starting good conversations, making people laugh, and something that starts with a (p).
The first things people usually notice about me
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my wicked awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a) of mice and men. oh that lenny, you get those rabbits lenny!

b) funny movies and horror films. such as Anchor Man and George A. Romero's Land Of The Dead.

c) hard rock or classic rock. no pop, some country, and no rap at all, cause i'm a hard core rebel like that gggggg-unit.

d) macaroni & cheese. no other words can express the fattening joy that lucios noodle has brought to my life.
The six things I could never do without
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1) macaroni & cheese

2) females

3) the conception that lead to my birth

4) my job at Taco Bell

5) the number 5

6) my good friends richard & jack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
macaroni & cheese... jk that's getting a little obsessive like; why havent you called my preciuos italian morcelle?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
partying or not partying because i have to work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is it considered private if everyone knows it? anyway, i'm a virgin.
You should message me if
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any reason. i'm just here to meet people.