I'm a wanderer; traveling is part of my job, so I try to enjoy it. I act silly and ridiculous much of the time. I have a great appreciation for a good sense of humor and what laughing can do for a person's overall outlook on life. I owe that mostly to my father, but Seinfeld and the Simpsons also deserve a lot of credit. My flirting methods haven't changed much since kindergarten. Maybe that sounds immature, but 5 year olds seem to be a lot more honest about their feelings than most older "mature" people. I have a command of thoroughly useless information. I tend to get frustrated with regularity, which leads me to act spontaneously. I have a gentle soul, but I can be rough around the edges sometimes. I'm something of a paradox. I've learned a thick skin is necessary if you wanna be a good person. "We don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks"(taken from the brilliant mind of Calvin and his best friend Hobbes) Pet peeves are a bitch; I'm big on the small things. I know you are too! This is as good a point as any to point out that I am not, nor will I ever be on that proverbial "wagon." Happiness is a good single malt scotch. I'm no good at that "game" ladies, so please be kind and don't try to play it with me. Dating is not a sport to me; I'm ready for a real woman. So feel free to message me anytime... nowish would be great.

Spending the winter in Vermont! I think skiing is one of the greatest things in the world. Carving makes me feel like I'm flying, and I can't get enough of it.

Let's hit the fresh pow pow for a day; it's the best first date ever! Never an awkward moment and always has your heart pumping

-Surrounding myself with great people.
-Putting the toilet seat back down.
-Breaking my phone.
-making bacon, egg, & cheese sandwiches
-Taking the road less traveled

-How blonde my hair is.
-I look just like my father.
-I give really big hugs.

Sea stories and books about war; Ernest Hemingway and Jack London are two of my favorites. I'm currently reading UNBROKEN by Laura Hillenbrand and it hasn't disappointed. Waiting for the next Game Of Thrones... Christopher Nolan movies = "holy shit that was good"; Pixar people must be great to hang with. I'm not too into TV b/c there's never really anything on it worth watching besides Seinfeld and 60 minutes.

Where my career will take me next; there's so many beautiful countries to see.

Lately, I've been thinking about getting a motorcycle.

In the summer time I'd like to be down the shore

Come winter I'd hope I'd be in the mountains getting ready for a full day on the slopes.

If I'm not at either of those places, I'm trying to do something momentous.

I like high fructose corn syrup. It tastes good people! And most of the time I don't even wash my veggies or fruits before I eat them.

You're really willing to meet someone on here, and you're not using dating sites to feed your ego or boost your self esteem.