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Traveling is part of my job, so I try to enjoy it. I act silly and
ridiculous much of the time. I have a great appreciation for a good
sense of humor and what laughing can do for a person's overall
outlook on life. I owe that mostly to my father, but Seinfeld and
the Simpsons also deserve a lot of credit. My flirting methods
haven't changed much since kindergarten. Maybe that sounds
immature, but 5 year olds seem to be a lot more honest about their
feelings than most older "mature" people. I have a command of
thoroughly useless information. I tend to get frustrated with
regularity, which leads me to act spontaneously. I have a gentle
soul, but I can be rough around the edges sometimes. I'm something
of a paradox. I've learned a thick skin is necessary if you wanna
be a good person. "We don't devote nearly enough scientific
research to finding a cure for jerks"(taken from the brilliant mind
of Calvin and his best friend Hobbes) Pet peeves are a bitch; I'm
big on the small things. I know you are too! This is as good a
point as any to point out that I am not, nor will I ever be on that
proverbial "wagon." Happiness is a good single malt scotch. I'm no
good at that "game" ladies, so please be kind and don't try to play
it with me. Dating is not a sport to me; I'm ready for a real
woman. So feel free to message me anytime... nowish would be great.
What I’m doing with my life
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Spending the winter in Vermont! I think skiing is one of the
greatest things in the world. Carving makes me feel like I'm
flying, and I can't get enough of it.
Let's hit the fresh pow pow for a day; it's the best first date
ever! Never an awkward moment and always has your heart pumping
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Surrounding myself with great people.
-Putting the toilet seat back down.
-Breaking my phone.
-making bacon, egg, & cheese sandwiches
-getting up & going...
-Taking the road less traveled
The first things people usually notice about me
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-How blonde my hair is.
-I look just like my father.
-I give really big hugs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sea stories and books about war; Ernest Hemingway and Jack London
are two of my favorites. I recently read UNBROKEN by Laura
Hillenbrand and it was pretty damn amazing. Im currently reading
WILD by Cheryl Strayed. It's a good one. Read it. I'm still waiting
for the next Game Of Thrones book... Christopher Nolan movies =
"holy shit that was good"; Pixar people must be great to hang with.
I'm not too into TV b/c there's never really anything on it worth
watching besides Seinfeld and 60 minutes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my career will take me next; there's so many beautiful
countries to see.
Lately, I've been thinking about getting a motorcycle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the summertime I'd like to be down the shore, but the last few
years my summers have been spent mostly working on ships.
Come winter I hope I'll be in the mountains getting ready for a
full day on the slopes.
If I'm not at either of those places, I'm trying to do something
momentous. That being said, I still find myself at a bar more often
than I would like. I get antsy if I don't do SOMETHING.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like high fructose corn syrup. It tastes good people! And most of
the time I don't even wash my veggies or fruits before I eat them.
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