I have an alter ego, like a super hero. :) Her name is Jezebel Sinfell. She's my burlesque persona. She's been apart of me for three years now. It basically normal me, but intensified. It's part of the package, so you gotta accept both sides.

My Clark Kent side is an optician. I sell and repair glasses. I like it pretty well. It's a grown up job. But that doesn't mean I'm really a grown up. I read a lot, I sew, but not as much as I should. I exercise and eat healthy. I don't eat mammals. I have a pet prairie dog.

I wish I was more musically inclined.I enjoy tattoos and piercings. I will hopefully being getting more in the near future. I love pinup girls, corsets and playing dress up.

I'm a modern renaissance woman. I like high heels and fast cars. I can have conversation on football, comics books, how survive zombies, as well as girly things. I love a good glass of red wine or Sailor Jerry. I'm independent to a fault almost. I don't want to settle.

I'm tired of always being the one to expose others to new things. I want someone to show me something new. I'm looking for intelligent conversation, learning something new, someone who knows what they want out of life. I'm drawn to tattoos, musicians and a sense of style. I want to go on a proper date, not "hang out" or "kick it". Old school, like you ask me out (or I ask you out) and have an actual plan. I expect to be treated with respect and like a lady, but that doesn't mean I always act like one. I can curse like a sailor and drink with the best of them.

living!! burlesque, work, art, snuggling with my prairie dog, going out with friends, modeling, going to concerts, acting silly, listening to a lot of NPR.

conversing with strangers and friends, running into things, walking in heels, burlesque, debauchery, sewing, drinking, sleeping, and some other hidden talents.

My bright red hair, glasses (one of my five pairs) or my boobs, depending on what shirt I'm wearing.

Books- Catcher in the Rye, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Animal Farm, The Dante Club, Scarlet Letter, World War Z, Nine Stories. I enjoy books on psychology, fashion, beauty and fetishes. Recent reads: Good Omens, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (love!). Not sure what's next on the list.

Movies- Nightmare Before Christmas, Casablanca, Psycho, Crybaby, A Dirty Shame, Secretary, Fido, Moulin Rouge, The Incredibles, American Beauty, Edward Scissorhands, Amelie, 50s B movies, anything with zombies or vampires, Vincent Price, John Waters, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, movies that make me think, but I love a good comedy too. Recommendations?

Music- It varies. I'm addicted to Pandora Radio and last.fm. I enjoy psychobilly, punk rock, rockabilly, ska, lounge, alt country, indie. Fav band is the Horrorpops. I love Nekromantix, Bad Religion, Rev Horton Heat, Elvis, Rolling Stones, Flogging Molly, Frank Sinatra, Dresden Dolls, Vermillion Lies, Alkaline Trio...the list goes on. You should make me a mix cd, I love discovering new music.

Food- New York City pizza, sushi, especially the philly roll and miso soup, salad, pasta, peanut butter, bagels. I don't eat pigs or cows, so don't invite me for steak.

TV- I heart "True Blood"

Peaches, my pet prairie dog, burlesque, art, red hair dye, intelligent conversation, and my glasses.

my next burlesque routine, what project needs to finished, zombies, human nature, sex, what I heard on NPR, random assortment of things.

probably out with friends, maybe dinner, drinks, dancing, catching a band, road trip. But most likely out, even if it's my turn to work Saturday morning.

There's no such thing as a typical Friday night in my world, especially lately.

I worked as a professional dominatrix in NYC. But DON'T write me asking to be my slave.

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if you think you meet my previously mentioned criteria, if you would have the nerve to approach me in real life and not just on the internet and you have something more to say than "you're hot." Thank you for the compliment, but I'm not impressed.

And if you can use proper English. Your chances of a reply will greatly increase if you use appropriate grammar, punctuation and spelling. Thanks!

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• year2000bug