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pagingdrseuss

29 M Madison, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Really trying to avoid self-indulgence here...

I can be incredibly cynical and see life as this absurd slapstick tragedy, but at the same time I still stop to look at pretty stuff. And I like meeting people, especially if they have crazy stories to tell. I really value anyone who can share the wonderful and terrible in their lives, and I try to do the same.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sequestering myself in an MA/PhD program for the next five or so years.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Gah, so I'm disturbed that we can define ourselves simply by our preferred entertainment, but I continuously tweak this list...

Books: Metamorphoses, Don Quixote, Paradise Lost, The Tempest, Finnegan's Wake, Tropic of Cancer, Nausea, The Trial, Waiting for Godot, The Myth of Sisyphus, Memories of the Future, The Shadow Over Innsmouth, Naked Lunch, Catch-22, Sirens of Titan, The Stars My Destination, Cain's Book, The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Clockwork Orange, Gravity's Rainbow, Close to the Knives, Deathbird Stories, Warlock, The Dice Man, The Nihilesthete, White Noise, Among the Thugs, The Pain Journal (Native Agents), The Filth, Infinite Jest, The Kindly Ones, Paranoia

Music: Russian Circles, Barn Owl, Explosions in the Sky, Sigur Ros, Gojira, Mastodon, Tool, Deftones, Baroness, Royal Thunder, Black Sabbath, Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats, Black Sabbath, Radiohead, Autolux, Florence & the Machine, Shivaree, DJ Shadow, Ghostface Killah, Rakim, Black Star, NaS

I typically like any musical genre that begins with the prefix "post-"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
BIG QUESTIONS.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Kind of tired?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been serenaded by two naked men playing digeridoos. If this hasn't happened to you, you're really missing out.