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paideiamaster

26 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm most likely a human being, probably born in a hospital in China (I haven't seen proof). Moved to Sweden, moved to the US. Haven't left this continent enough. Come travel with me?

How about a story first? I'll tell you one.

At a young age I decided to be the smartest little brat ever. Then real life crashed down upon me, telling me that I'm actually one of many smart little brats in the world (which, by the way, was way bigger than I ever imagined). And eventually I wasn't even a brat anymore (some would debate this). Enter first decade crisis.

I picked up sports, violin, a sense of humor. That sense of humor eventually turned highly irreverent, but that is another story. I took up reading, math, the scientific method. Then this annoying thing called the computer arrived and took up all my time. Enter second decade crisis.

Before I knew it, I had discovered art, beauty, the meaning of friendship, engaged in activities I had once decided never to do, and finished college. I shared my life with another, made a few bucks, and realized that not every lucid thought needs to be expressed. This last realization was rather life-altering.

End of story so far.

Present day, I'm one of the most open-minded people you're likely to meet. I'm also generally immodest for the same reasons. Oh and random. You’ll see that I walk up to strangers and start conversations (or burst into song about working on that railroad). People ask, often, and I tell them I'm high on life.

Plus, did you know that once you and a stranger introduce yourselves, you're no longer strangers? And then you can sit on the bus together and everything.

Lastly, I pay attention. It's kind of my thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, damned work, and platitudes.

Adventures -- whether finding hole-in-the-wall restaurants, going on a road trip, or maybe dancing
Always down for hanging out. Let’s grab coffee because it's cold outside and coffee is warm.
I’m really good at
texting, singing, yawning, sneezing (this is an artform), laughing, listening, dispensing sarcasm, playing sports, doing things on the computer, playing games -- board/word/video (I tend to be competitive), making fun of myself, making esoteric jokes, making music, giving lost souls a purpose in life, and using the Oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have good posture. I make eye contact. My grin is toothy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - More important than movies and TV. I'm a harsh critic - here are a few that I particularly liked:
Green Eggs and Ham, The Cat in the Hat, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Ender's Game, Matilda, Julius Caesar

Moffies - Here are some recent ones and a few older:
The Matrix, Midnight in Paris, Black Swan, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Sound of Music, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Forrest Gump, 12 Angry Men, Dogville

TV - I don't really sit down to watch much. But when I do, these are some shows I like:
Suits, 30 Rock, Dexter, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Girls, Naruto

Music - Probably more important than books; or different, like a religion. Depending on the time, place, or mood, some examples of what moves me:
The Bird and the Bee, St Lucia, EDM, Jaymay, Childish Gambino, Lykke Li, Rihanna, Muse, Bach, Beethoven, Gregorian Chant, Christmas Music

Food - Since I’m on a Strictly Anything diet, there’s nothing I don’t enjoy if it’s prepared well. Food is a way of life. Here are my current favorites:
fries, noodles, pizza, Brussels sprouts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to eat food so that the first and last few bites are tastiest
how to quantify (and, therefore, understand) life
how to appear sober when intoxicated
how function with little sleep

micro-expressions, body language, semantics, diction

appearances, preferences, impressions, social order

differing concepts of night and day
human interaction and oxytocin
what equality means
words unsaid
On a typical Friday night I am
attempting to convince friends that we should make the night memorable by ardently expressing our naked individuality through song and interpretive dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I see the world in widescreen. ::cough::
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
at least one of the following apply:
You appreciate proper spelling and grammar. In fact you think mastery of language is more than a little sexy.
You enjoy long discussions about trivial matters because you understand that playful banter is more important than agreement.
You experience emotional responses to art or music, sometimes disproportionately.
You like games of any kind / want to play.
You just want to hang out and do fun / profoundly silly things.
You think you are a match for me in one of these categories: sleep-deprivation, eating, karaoke, or stamina.
You doubt we would get along, because that’s when we might be great.