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28 M Las Cruces, NM

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:45pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Atheism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
This is just a pointless parade of words meant to draw you in. Like a tuxedo on a corpse. My name seems vague and pretentious now years after selecting it... i guess that can be counted as growth?
What I’m doing with my life
I don't care what your parents think about me, I'm gonna drink chocolate milk past my bedtime anyway.
I’m really good at
arson, irony, reading, make coffee, handstands.
The first things people usually notice about me
that I'm 3 ft tall and imaginary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
who the fuck likes any of those things anyway? sigh... I do.

authors: Isaac Asimov, Frank Herbert, JRR Tolkien, Chuck Palahniuk, David eddings, Piers Anthony, Orson Scott Card, Raymond Feist, Frederick Pohl, Terry goodkind, Elizabeth Hayden, Sara Douglass, Robert Jordan, Edgar Rice Burroughs. Suggest something, anything. I'll try to read it.

Movies: Nightmare on elm st 1-6, Nightmare before christmas, Donnie Darko, wrist cutters, everything is illuminated, Alice in wonderland the 70's musical porn version,True Romance, Terror Firmer, Toxic Avenger 1&2, Santa claus conquers the martians, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, Dead Alive, Kung Fu Hustle, Lucky number slevin, Fight Club, SLC Punk, Hackers, Punch drunk love, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Zombie strippers....

Music: Andrew jackson jihad, muse, colton saylor, larry and his flask, First Aid Kit, the shins, Theresa Andersson, Hurray for the Riff Raff, Qotsa, Flogging molly, Misfits, Agent Ribbons, Drunk Armstrong, aleksander scriabin, maggie morris, genders, Rachmaninov, Scriabin, TMBG, Far corners (turpentine brothers), modest mouse, swaggerin growlers, bela fleck and the flecktones, Grandchildren, Funky shit that makes your feet and hips move, loud shit that makes you want to jump around and push people, quiet melodic shit that is creative and poignant, acoustic, electronic, hitting buckets with sticks, kazoo and vocal mixture. funk, jazz, blues, rock, folk, mixtures and permutations of aformentioned.

Food is Hella tasty.
The six things I could never do without
Energy, Mass, Points of reference, Purpose, Memory, Ego(self).
On a typical Friday night I am
halfway through with saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Mama's got a squeezebox, daddy doesn't sleep at night.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if you don't need a box full of excuses to message me... if I looked at your profile it's because i'm as vaguely voyeuristic as the rest of this jacked ass society and enjoy browsing through peoples lives third hand from a comfortable distance. So feel free and see if I'm worth the trouble of talking to.