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My self-summary
short and sweet and to the point. not me, this statement. I'm kinda short though.
What I’m doing with my life
I don't care what your parents think about me, I'm gonna drink chocolate milk past my bedtime anyway.
Professional ukulele player is a respectable occupation right? That's the kind of thing girls are into right?... right?
I’m really good at
arson, irony, reading, music, make coffee, handstands, being a cat.
The first things people usually notice about me
that I'm 3 ft tall and imaginary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
who the fuck likes any of those things anyway? sigh... I do.

authors: Isaac Asimov, Frank Herbert, JRR Tolkien, Chuck Palahniuk, David eddings, Piers Anthony, Orson Scott Card, Raymond Feist, Frederick Pohl, Terry goodkind, Elizabeth Hayden, Sara Douglass, Robert Jordan, Edgar Rice Burroughs. Suggest something, anything. I'll try to read it.

Movies: Nightmare on elm st 1-6, Nightmare before christmas, Donnie Darko, wrist cutters, everything is illuminated, Alice in wonderland the 70's musical porn version,True Romance, Terror Firmer, Toxic Avenger 1&2, Santa claus conquers the martians, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, Dead Alive, Kung Fu Hustle, Lucky number slevin, Fight Club, SLC Punk, Hackers, Punch drunk love, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Zombie strippers....

Music: Andrew jackson jihad, muse, colton saylor, larry and his flask, First Aid Kit, the shins, Theresa Andersson, Hurray for the Riff Raff, Qotsa, Flogging molly, Misfits, Agent Ribbons, Drunk Armstrong, aleksander scriabin, maggie morris, genders, Rachmaninov, TMBG, Far corners (turpentine brothers), modest mouse, swaggerin growlers, bela fleck and the flecktones, Grandchildren, Funky shit that makes your feet and hips move, loud shit that makes you want to jump around and push people, quiet melodic shit that is creative and poignant, acoustic, electronic, hitting buckets with sticks, kazoo and vocal mixture. funk, jazz, blues, rock, folk, mixtures and permutations of aformentioned.

Food is Hella tasty.
The six things I could never do without
Energy, Mass, Points of reference, Purpose, Memory, Ego(self).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
all of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
halfway through with saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Mama's got a squeezebox, daddy doesn't sleep at night.
You should message me if
you want to pet me or drag a piece of string around for me to chase.