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30 Las Cruces, NM Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:01am
Hispanic / Latin, White
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is just a pointless parade of words meant to draw you in. like a tuxedo on a corpse it serves to cover ugly truths and imperfections. summarization is less illuminating than vague attempts at cleverness or poetic presentation. Music and Travel are the two strongest medicines I crave.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't care what your parents think about me, I'm gonna drink chocolate milk past my bedtime anyway.
Professional ukulele player is a respectable occupation right? That's the kind of thing girls are into right?... right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
arson, irony, reading, music, make coffee, handstands, being a cat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I'm 3 ft tall and imaginary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
who the fuck likes any of those things anyway? sigh... I do.

authors: Isaac Asimov, Frank Herbert, JRR Tolkien, Chuck Palahniuk, David eddings, Piers Anthony, Orson Scott Card, Raymond Feist, Frederick Pohl, Terry goodkind, Elizabeth Hayden, Sara Douglass, Robert Jordan, Edgar Rice Burroughs. Suggest something, anything. I'll try to read it.

Movies: Nightmare on elm st 1-6, Nightmare before christmas, Donnie Darko, wrist cutters, everything is illuminated, Alice in wonderland the 70's musical porn version,True Romance, Terror Firmer, Toxic Avenger 1&2, Santa claus conquers the martians, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, Dead Alive, Kung Fu Hustle, Lucky number slevin, Fight Club, SLC Punk, Hackers, Punch drunk love, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Zombie strippers....

Music: Andrew jackson jihad, muse, colton saylor, larry and his flask, First Aid Kit, the shins, Theresa Andersson, Hurray for the Riff Raff, Qotsa, Flogging molly, Misfits, Agent Ribbons, Drunk Armstrong, aleksander scriabin, maggie morris, genders, Rachmaninov, TMBG, Far corners (turpentine brothers), modest mouse, swaggerin growlers, bela fleck and the flecktones, Grandchildren, Funky shit that makes your feet and hips move, loud shit that makes you want to jump around and push people, quiet melodic shit that is creative and poignant, acoustic, electronic, hitting buckets with sticks, kazoo and vocal mixture. funk, jazz, blues, rock, folk, mixtures and permutations of aformentioned.

Food is Hella tasty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Energy, Mass, Points of reference, Purpose, Memory, Ego(self).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
all of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
halfway through with saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mama's got a squeezebox, daddy doesn't sleep at night.
You should message me if
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you want to pet me or drag a piece of string around for me to chase.