Word nerd, Beatlemaniac, editor/teacher, lazy guitarist, rubbish punsmith, wannabe podcaster.
When this site started back in the early 14th century they made you pick three words to describe yourself. I chose vacuous, perspicacious and conflicted, which is still pretty accurate, although now I hate myself slightly less than I did then, so vacuous seems a bit harsh.
I heard this joke recently. If you find it funny we'll probably get along:
Q. How many language pedants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You *replace* a light bulb.
*Except for the beautiful house/beautiful wife/large automobile. I have none of these things.