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palmerturk

37 North Surrey, British Columbia, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–99
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 9:27am
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual, Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jayson. Thanks for stopping by.

Flexibility is a core part of my nature. I've never been one to stand fast, I always just go with the flow. My 3 girlfriends are the same way which is one of the many reasons why we're poly. I'm trans friendly and open to making connections with anyone, and explicitly welcome transgender men and women both, genderqueer and gender neutral folk.

I'm very outgoing and I'm easily pleased. I love going out and doing things, if it's just heading to the local game store for some boardgames or grabbing a bite to eat. Generally, I'm a happy person who just wants to spend time with my loved ones, and making them laugh. We may have some slight differences as to what is actually funny, though... ;-)

I am also a Steve Jackson Games MIB, which means that I go to game stores and conventions, and teach people how to play Munchkin and other games. I like to play board games. Not stuff like Monopoly and Risk, but serious strategy games like Lords of Waterdeep, Coup and Revolution! Not to mention social games, including The Resistance, One Night Ultimate Werewolf, Telestrations, Betrayal at House On The Hill, and of course, Cards Against Humanity. If you want to know more about board games; just message me!

I'm disabled. I had a stroke. Overall not a big deal. I can't use my right hand much, and need a scooter to get around - that's it. None of this is keeping me from my usual social life, and hopefully doesn't dissuade you. The scooter is only for outdoors, I'm on my feet and walking once inside. That being said, I'm not up for sports, hiking, the beach or other outdoorsy stuff, sorry!

I currently live together with RubyLuminous and our cat Nikki. If Nikki doesn't like you, it's not going to work out. Lucky for you, Nikki likes everyone who gives her pets. I have a few others, but those two are the most discerning.

I used to say I was no good at these self-summary things, but the fact I'm up to six paragraphs has determined that was a lie. Regardless, I have a lot to say about just about anything. Drop me a message!. I love talking to people, and I always respond. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you had ever suggested I would become a banker to anyone who has ever known me, they would point, laugh and call you crazy.

As they say, truth is stranger than fiction, and contrary to all the natural flow of the universe, I have become a banker.

Nobody is more surprised by this than I.

1 year update: Still a banker. Co workers come to me with questions. I am baffled.

3 year update: Still a banker. Even more baffled. I give up.

5 year update: Still a banker. The natives have fully accepted me into their tribe. I have embraced their curious customs as my own...

Currently: Off work with my disability. Looking forward to going back and seeing how I can do once I get the all clear from the doctor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Games, giving advice, being helpful, loving wholly, working around by disability, solving problems, navigating transit, making people feel welcome, conversation, reading, finding my way around, just being me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Right now, it would be the mobility scooter. Hard to miss.

Otherwise, my lack of fashion sense, shaggy beard or my stupid looking smile. If I haven't had a haircut recently, my puffy curly hair. After that, depending on the circumstances, people tend to notice either my friendly helpfulness or crippling shyness.

Edit: I am exceedingly shy, but nobody seems to notice. When I say I'm shy, people call bullshit. Damned if I know why.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't care what you put here, but my tastes are weird. So it's like religion - it's personal and I don't talk about it because it's pointless. People who have long lists here strike me as kind of pretentious though.

Food: I'm a real meat and potatoes kinda guy, especially if they're garlic mashed potatoes with gravy. Mmmmmmm... I like my food simple, filling and tasty. Sorry vegans, it's just not gonna work out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My beloveds,
My phone,
My glasses,
Good shoes,
A comfy bed,
and a fan, because I overheat easily.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty well everything. The curse of ADD is that I can't ever stop thinking. On the upside, this means that if you ask me about something, I probably have a fair bit to babble about it. Just don't ask me open ended questions. I never know where to start and thus you'll never get an answer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Days of the week are pretty interchangeable right now. Thursday is board game night at my local store though.
Come play! Every Thursday, 5-9pm. Craving for a Game, in Surrey Central mall.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My girlfriends paint my toenails all sorts of colours. Ask nicely and you can see...

I guess the one thing that seems to surprise people is that I've never watched Toy Story.
You should message me if
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You're interested or intrigued. Or you're bored and have nothing better to do. Or whatever. Honestly, I like talking to everybody, so the best and only reason to message me is because you want to. Don't worry, I don't bite. Unless you ask nicely...