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palookaland83

30 M Roxbury Crossing, MA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Quixotic Realist.
What I’m doing with my life
There's a plenty to be said here; Will sort out the abridged version, readily. Music Instructor should suffice for now.

soundcloud.com/christopher-macie
I’m really good at
1. Subjecting myself to the folly of online dating.
2. Being astounded and amazed at the incredibly self aggrandizing things people have to say, on this site. #Seriously #Humility #I sound like a 14yo girl saying hash tag anything #Facts.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea. But, if I had to guess, I'd wager the Pork Pie; To which, they usually comment something like, "Nice Fedora." Then, it always plays out my explaining the difference.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Expect this section ammended every eight to twelve months.

Presently:
Pablo Neruda, Eric Schlosser, William Carlos Williams- Franny And Zooey was lovely though, I have yet to find something that stands up to A Man Without A Country.
Anything, Woody Allen/Jim Jarmusch/Wes Anderson/David Lynch/David Cronenberg/Park Chanwook
Art Blakey/Koko Taylor/Sister Rosetta Tharpe/Ryan Adams/Tom Waits/Wilco
I like that show, The Universe.
Thai is fantastic!
The six things I could never do without
Giving a damn
Understanding
Learning
Moving Forward
Patience
Risk
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to submit under my, "I Spend A Lot of Time Thinking About..." section of some dating site.
On a typical Friday night I am
a spiky contrarian- but, in my own jovial way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you opened me up, Love Minus Zero would come resounding out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a kind, open and earnest, genuine person with little to no pretense, looking toward making an actual go of it with someone like yourself; You're uninterested in taking any baggage involving your ex's and/or past awkward and painful propositions from men (in life or on this site) out on me (the person of whom didn't do, text or submit any of that to you.)

Meaning, if I tentatively venture an innocuous "Hello" or simple inquiry about you- please do not deliver some scathing, wry, undercutting and/or sardonic riposte intending expressly on taking me down a peg in an unfriendly, small or petty way. I know most people like to believe snarky seems clever or witty but, in actuality it mostly just comes off as damaged and affected.

I mean, I get it. Men are jerks; They're even assholes, sometimes. But, let's not make this an asshole-off! If I could, on behalf of my half of the race... Truce. CHEERS, Chris:)