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33 Minneapolis, MN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 9, 2014
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a dirty mind, a dirtier mouth and an endearingly inappropriate sense of humor. This being said, I also know how to behave at a fancy restaurant.

Nursing school keeps me a busy lady and going out is a necessary stress reliever. I would, however, love to have a partner in crime and someone to hang out with at home as well.

There's nothing better than getting out of the city, whether it's wandering in the woods for a day or a week-long garage sale road trip.

I like figuring out what makes people tick, but hate analyzing the fun out of everything.

I'm fairly far to the left when it comes to most issues. If you are hard core right leaning we're probably not going to get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been working for a year as an LPN with a home care nursing company and am starting my RN upgrade this semester.
I worked at the U for 8 years or so doing public health research. I'd like to eventually work in HIV/AIDS education or as a forensic nurse.

Aside from that, I love music and local bands, trivia nights, and nerdy tv/movies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, having a good time, throwing theme parties, listening, staying up past my bedtime, fantasy hockey, trivia/pub quizzes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's always the weird baby arm on the back of my head and/or that I'm laughing a little louder than everyone else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music- in no particular order: Placebo, Ours, Depeche Mode, American Head Charge, Led Zepplin, The National, Muse, Radiohead, Interpol, Seawhores, Enemy Planes, The Cure, Doomtree, Atmosphere, Bassgasm, Dessa, Type O Negative, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, Likehell, Polica, iamx, Rancid, David Bowie, Elton John, Har Mar Superstar, Ministry, Duran Duran, The Cardigans, The Toadies, Weezer, anything with Mike Patton involved, Stabbing Westward, Metric, Failure, A Perfect Circle, rockabilly, Rufus Wainwright, Elliott Smith, Queen, Align, Down and Above, The Rope, As/Of.

I totally own up to the fact that I like Lady Gaga.

I hate Kanye West, but completely understand his brilliant douchebaggery.

TV- Lost, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica, Dr. Who, Buffy, Firefly, X-Files, Greys Anatomy, House, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Project Runway, Family Guy, Heroes, American Horror Story, Dexter, True Blood, Twin Peaks, Mad Men. I also have a weakness for home improvement shows and House Hunters.

Books- used to read a lot of Anne Rice, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Neil Gaiman, Steven King is periodically enjoyable, Vonnegut, Salinger, Tolkien, Thomas Harris, Faust, Shakespeare, National Geographic, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I got a Kindle for Christmas and am fully planning on using it as much as I have time, being in school puts a bit of a damper on my recreational reading time.

Movies- Cabaret, Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, Super Troopers, Secretary, Eastern Promises, Donnie Darko, The Goonies, James Bond (Connery is the BEST with Daniel Craig being a close second), Office Space, Indiana Jones, comic book movies (partial to X-Men, I love the implied subtext), many more i can't think of at the moment.

Most things Asian are delicious, especially sushi. I don't really like fried foods or hot dish/casseroles. I think this makes me a midwestern conundrum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My peeps
My soundtrack
Mischief, Mayhem, & Maslow's Hierarchy of needs
Animal Husbandry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I wish I was on a rock and roll road trip or at The House on the Rock, or how I hate geese, or how kick ass Elton John and Led Zepplin are, or sushi, or how I really want to observe an autopsy. You know, girly things! (nerd points for knowing where the last sentence came from)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sasha Fierce.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was involved in a successful plot to stink-palm Jani Lane of 80's hair band Warrant.
You should message me if
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You think we would have fun together.

Ideally, I'd love to find somebody drama-free with their shit mostly together. Someone who is sincere, but doesn't take himself too seriously. Someone who is a good friend, a partner in crime and an equal partner in life, and a tiger in the sack.