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33 Seattle, WA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:08am
Asian, Black, Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm originally from NYC. Lived in LA for the past 5 years and moved to Seattle almost 2 years ago to enjoy a more relaxed life and for a new job. Outwardly I look like a normal girl who may like to party. I'm actually a big nerd. I've had bosses call me an "under cover nerd" which I take as a compliment. I like to do what everyone else does which includes hiking, camping, golfing, movie night, playing with gadgets, video games, reading everything etc. That said last year I only went camping twice and maybe went on 8 hikes so I would like to do more.

I'm looking for a laid back guy that can show me the sites. I love a good sense of humor (and you better too). Also looking for a guy who wants to watch game of thrones with me on Sunday night's. Sadly GoT is over. Ideally it would be nice to find someone who wants to be part of my awesome and very random life. If I want to hop on a plane to Mexico for the weekend, company is always preferred. I'm affectionate like a puppy so if you're not into that then go read the next profile in the line up. I would also like to mention that I am not white, that has been an issue with some guys so I'll throw that out there in case you didn't look at my pics close enough.

From the messages I've received I would like to clarify that I'm not looking for anything that resembles a one night stand. Nor do I want a fuck buddy, bang buddy, fuck friend, friends with benefits, casual sex, hook up, booty call or whatever you want to call it. I wouldn't have to go on a website to get that kind of action. Please don't message me for sex, it's just a waste of your time. Of course you can try to deceive me which occasionally works...

Things on my bucket list I have done:

Sky diving

White water rafting

Eating a scorpion - it's on YouTube

Live in 5 major cities
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling, discovering Seattle, taking golf lessons.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, I'm not a very serious person. Looking like a party girl but don't let that deceive you. I'd really rather be home reading.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice. Apparently I'm much thinner in real life too, however I'm def not "thin". If all your gfs in the past were very thin then please don't contact me cause that's your type and I'm not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Finished reading all the Game of Throne books, love syfy, star trek, BSG, horror movies, all music and food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fruit rollups (stop reading this and buy some right now)
My kitties - Honey & Badger (they are one entity)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm going to travel next? Why doesn't anyone respond to my messages, am I that scary or is there really a surplus of women in Seattle? I'd like to think I'm really just that scary. I've completely given up writing messages to anyone.

Why do so many guys like "doing the dishes" is that codespeak for something perverted? I hope it is....Why do men think women don't fart? I'll come out now and say it, I fart and if you don't like it then move to the next page....what's up with the foot fetish, I've never experienced such an intense need to look at someone's foot but you guys need to simmer down with that shit. (Sorry foot fetish guys!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, watching a movie or playing board games. I recently discovered that I really love watching movies so if you do too then that's awesome. I should probably mention I'm some what of a home body. Turns out my definition of homebody is completely off from everyone else's. I am not a homebody. I really mean that I'd rather go play pinball or basically anything but go to a bar/club on a Friday night. I've done enough bars and clubs for 3 life times. It's boring and I don't feel like dressing up for a bunch of strangers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I come off to most people as extremely pragmatic with no feelings. I do actually have feelings...for example on Valentine's day I'm the kind of girl who likes flowers even though I come off as hating that evil hallmark holiday. I am not a robot even though that would be cool. If I had 3 wishes my last would be to be able to drink alcohol. I'm not an alcoholic I'm allergic which really sucks. I'm also a terrible cook but it doesn't stop me from trying!
You should message me if
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You think you're awesome or your mom does. You like to go to bed before 1130 on a week night. You don't get drunk a lot (4 beers a night is a lot). Basically you're not a party animal. You're not putting on a duck face or flexing in any of your pictures. You read this and think you could date a girl who travels You're not looking for a penpal, cyber buddy or cyber rebound that is what second life is for. You want to meet in real life (RL). You just want to be friends. You view my profile more than once a day on a regular basis. You're not looking for someone to rescue. If you've ever found yourself calling or texting someone more than 15 times in less than 2 min please please don't message me. You understand that text messaging is NOT a forum for a stream of random thoughts about how shitty your life is.

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