Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a vaguely humanoid shaped being who desires things and stuff.
Mostly food and beer. Sometimes to ride my bike. Often to nap.
Art, gender and feminist lit/theory, science, and really bad puns
are my current passions in life. The moment I can do them all at
once, I will have achieved Ultimate Perfection (TM) and will have
no more need for this puny mortal form.
They/them pronouns, please.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just moved to Portland, so I have that going for me.
I'm applying to Reed College, we'll see how that goes.
I crochet like a motherhugger, and also occasionally will draw a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
stuff and things.
I have a problem where I get interesting in something, and then I
learn a bit about it (usually over the course of a week), and it's
a skill that I keep, sort of, but maybe never use again. Crocheting
has been my longest-term hobby so far. I can crochet the f*ck out
of a scarf.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my t-shirt. I like graphic tees, to an absurd degree.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The following is a list of my current favorites. My favorites
change with my mood; also, I have a terrible memory, which leads me
to forget awesome things that I've discovered.
-The Psychopath Test (Jon Ronson)
-Bonk! (Mary Roach)
-Gulp (Mary Roach)
-Excluded (Julie Serano)
-Bad Feminist (Roxane Gay)
-The Entire Discworld Series (Terry Pratchett)
-His Dark Materials trilogy (Philip Pullman)
-Closer to Spider-Man by Ivan Coyote
-Octavia Butler's Xenogenesis trilogy and Parable trilogy
-The Four-Faced Liar (I have rewatched this movie sooooo many
-Imagine Me & You (WHY DO I LIKE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH?!)
-The Princess Bride
-Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2
-Dr Who (the new series--I'm slowly seeking out the old series, but
I don't have the nostalgia that I feel is necessary to really dig
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
-The Simpsons (Seasons 1-10)
-Orange is the New Black
-The Builders and the Butchers
-They Might Be Giants
-The Mountain Goats
-Broccoli + hummus
Most of it. Especially dark beers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Peanut butter
4. The internet
5. My computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
feminism, gay rights, the interaction between my feminism and my
queer identity, why people are shitlords, why I love peanut butter
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've read the entire Twilight series. Voluntarily.
I haven't been in a serious, long-term relationship for most of my
adult life. I kind of want one.
You should message me if
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...you find something grammatically offensive in my profile
...you have any good book/movie/comic/music/food
...you are a nerd, geek, or generally pro-science kind of
...you want to chat (does this even need to be said? I mean,
theoretically, this is a social networking site, so that means a
great majority of the people on this site want to socialize, and
chatting is usually an accepted part of socializing, so this may
very well be redundant and I'm okay with that)
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