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pandaroni

29 F Santa Clara, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:50pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am a vaguely humanoid shaped being who desires things and stuff. Mostly food and beer. Sometimes to ride my bike. Often to nap. Always coffee.

Art, gender and feminist lit/theory, science, and really bad puns are my current passions in life. The moment I can do them all at once, I will have achieved Ultimate Perfection (TM) and will have no more need for this puny mortal form.

I identify as queer/butch/gay depending on time of day/mood. Am happy to have discussions about my queerness/butchness/gayness, as well as my feminism and anything related to ideas about gender identity.
What I’m doing with my life
Setting goals and then overthinking them and re-evaluating my reasons for setting the goals in the first place. One advantage of constantly second guessing yourself is that you don't need an external agent to tell you that you're making a mistake--you're likely already convinced that all you do is a mistake, so the best you can do is keep on and try to do the things you need to do. Except when you realize that your motivations for a given goal aren't in line with what you really want.

Also, scheming to move to Portland within a year. I hear it's a hep place to be if you like cats. Plus, great schools for arts.
I’m really good at
setting goals for myself. I have so much practice. But I don't do the whole "New Year's Resolution" thing. Who really takes those things seriously, am I right?

I'm also good at being Very Serious about Things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The following is a list of my current favorites. My favorites change with my mood; also, I have a terrible memory, which leads me to forget awesome things that I've discovered.

Books (Non-Fiction):
-Predictably Irrational (Dan Ariely)
-The Psychopath Test (Jon Ronson)
-Bonk! (Mary Roach)
-Gulp (Mary Roach)
-Excluded (Julie Serano)

Books (Fiction):
-The Entire Discworld Series (Terry Pratchett)
-His Dark Materials trilogy (Philip Pullman)
-Closer to Spider-Man by Ivan Coyote
-Harry Potter (currently re-reading the entire series, because I can)

Movies:
-The Four-Faced Liar (I have rewatched this movie sooooo many times)
-Imagine Me & You (WHY DO I LIKE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH?!)
-Kick Ass
-The Princess Bride
-Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2

Shows:
-Dr Who (the new series--I'm slowly seeking out the old series, but I don't have the nostalgia that I feel is necessary to really dig it)
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
-Firefly
-Arrested Development
-Battlestar Galactica
-The Simpsons (Seasons 1-10)
-Orange is the New Black

Music:
-The Builders and the Butchers
-Radiohead
-Modest Mouse
-They Might Be Giants
-Rasputina
-The Mountain Goats

Food:
-Broccoli
-Hummus
-Broccoli + hummus
-cheese

Beer:
Most of it.
The six things I could never do without
1. Caffeine
2. Peanut butter
3. Potatoes
4. The internet
5. My computer
5.5 Punctuation
6. Numbers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
feminism, gay rights, the interaction between my feminism and my queer identity, why people are shitlords, why I love peanut butter so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
not dead. Or doing homework. Clearly, I like living on the edge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've read the entire Twilight series. Voluntarily.

I haven't been in a serious, long-term relationship for most of my adult life. I kind of want one.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you find something grammatically offensive in my profile

...you have any good book/movie/comic/music/food recommendations

...you are a nerd, geek, or generally pro-science kind of person

...you want to chat (does this even need to be said? I mean, theoretically, this is a social networking site, so that means a great majority of the people on this site want to socialize, and chatting is usually an accepted part of socializing, so this may very well be redundant and I'm okay with that)