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pandorastalkbox

30 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I think this site can sometimes reveal the grossest insecurities of a person, manifested as illusions of positive quirks and taste. With that being said, I do not claim to be above or try to fight it- cause lets face it, it's a relief to compartmentalize something that is as abstract as a human personality and identity. I like to make movies, sing, dance, draw, or do anything particularly Dionysian in hopes of achieving immortality, or at the very least get myself an A&E Biography special- that would be neat. Sometimes my personality makes me feel like the aborted love child of Woody Allen and Bette Midler- and sometimes I feel like Edward Scissorhands on the set of the Real World. And then there are those days where I just wake up as Rick Moranis (those are the weirdest days).

I don't care about politics for the most part because you only live once, and I'm already too busy enjoying the anxiety that simply 'being alive' brings to me every sweet morning.

I don't know what I want or what I'm looking for, and I think thats fine...until I can't find my keys.

There are a few dudes in my life that will always be there for me: Dracula is my Tinman, The Wolfman is my Lion, and Frankenstein is my Scarecrow.

And Vincent Price is the Glen or Glenda of my life.

...and Chuckie is my Toto.

Well now that we've gone this far I guess I can admit that Freddy and Jason are ex's of mine. Jason never got along with my parents and Freddy wasn't that great in bed.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a lo-budget trash/horror filmmaker. I made a horror movie last year called 'Video Diary of a Lost Girl' that did pretty well and will be distributed soon. Right now I'm working on some scripts for new films and trying to see what dating is like. So far it just feels like the Matrix. I don't know what that means, I just know thats what it feels like.

I make my hard cash life money at a place where I put movies on the internet- it's fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Weirdiing dudes out with my desire to talk about vaginas as plato's cave of dark shadows. David Cronenberg was my Rabbi.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like lots of shit, so here we go:

Movies: Anatomy of Hell, Liquid Sky, My Demon Lover, The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant, Daisies, Cleo de 5 a 7, Frankenhooker, Rockula, Edward Scissorhands, Nadja, Sweet Movie, The Holy Mountain, Careful, Rocky, Dead Ringers, Videodrome, The Color of Pomegranates, On the Silver Globe, Radioactive Dreams, Vicious Lips, Escape from NY/LA, Lair of the White Worm, The Gate, Creepshow, Martin, Living Dead Girl, Swept Away, Benny and Joon, Fade to Black, Tuff Turf, Ed Wood, Manhunter

Directors: Fassbinder, Catherine Breillat, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Marco Ferrari, Carlos Saura, Woody Allen, Carolee Schneeman, Agnes Varda, Bresson, Godard, Pasolini, Guy Maddin, Paul Morrisey, Dario Argento, Mario Bava, Radley Metzger, Werner Herzog, Rinse Dreams, Ozu, David Lynch, Lina Wertmuller, Celia Condit, Albert Pyun

Books: I Like What I Know (Vincent Price's autobiography), The Double Flame, The Savage Detectives, Tropic of Cancer, Picture of Dorian Grey, Notes from the Underground, White Nights, Naked Lunch, Anything by Clive Barker. Stephen King taught me how to read.

Music: Roy Orbison, Janis Joplin, Pat Benatar, Valerie Dore, Goblin, Danny Elfman, ELO, The soundtrack to Manhunter, Lydia Lunch, Destroy all Monsters, Laurie Anderson, Foot Village, The Birthday Party, Tom Waits, Arthur Brown, Scott Walker, The Slits, The Shaggs, Sonic Youth, David Bowie, Cranberries, Inflatable Boy Clams, James Chance and the Contortions, The Cramps, Soft Cell, Beat Happening, Tuxedo Moon, Petula Clark, Bauhaus, The Bee Gees, Mamas and the Papas, The Psychedelic Furs, Fine Young Cannibals, The Human League, The Bangles, Genesis, Stevie Nicks, ABC, Spandau Ballet, The Cars, Legendary Pink Dots, The Motels, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Kraftwerk, The Zombies, The Beach Boys

TV: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Tales from the Crypt, Daria, Tales from the Dark Side, MST3K, American Horror Story, True Blood, Six Feet Under, Roseanne, RuPaul's Drag Race, X-Files, Twilight Zone. I think Reality TV is fascinating.

Food: Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my friends
2. my VHS collection
3. ghosts
4. graveyards
5. slam dunking
666. early works of Adam Sandler
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sex, death, and what my next film will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watchin / making movies, eating soylent green, pretending I'm a Golden Girl, and summoning Beetlejuice for booty calls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate birds
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you want to live forever

*Please don't message me asking me to teach you shit- it's annoying.