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panic_attack83

31 M Rancho Santa Margarita, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This section is rather long-winded. I suggest you get a snack... something with peanut butter.
Feel free to ponder the meaning of life in between stanzas.
Allow the words to sink in, let out an audible sigh if you are feeling so inclined.

The children in my photo are my niece and nephew. If you're "not sure about this while online dating thing" then don't waste my time. I have no expectations and I am interested in all kinds of connections you might be offering, from friendship to dating to cuddle buddies.

You're convinced there is a fairy-tale ending out there for you, and there is, it just probably isn't quite what you expected. You joke about being a "princess" looking for "prince charming", but the fact is, deep down, you have sincere hope in that fantasy coming true. I do not want a princess, and I am no prince. This isn't hey just a Disney movie, which is probably where your unrealistic expectations come from. The beautiful princess and the handsome prince fall in love with each other based on looks alone. It's time to have more realistic expectations and allow yourself to find a truly meaningful relationship grounded in reality. I am not that imaginary man. I do not want to be that man. I want to be myself, who I really am. You are not a helpless damsel in distress. You're a grown, strong woman. I respect and fear you, for the terrible and wonderful things you can do my heart. I do not want to change you, I want to take you as you are and grow with you. I am not a prince, a knight, or a fairy-tale ending; I am just a man, in search of his better half. That being said, I do have some unrealistic expectations myself, and I am sincerely working on that.

If none of the previous describes you, do not take offense, instead bask in the glory of your own awesomeness.

Why would god have a gender, if he clearly doesn't reproduce. Why did I just call him a he? Are you offended that I didn't capitalize God and He?

I'd like to think I’m awesome. I’m creative, honest, intelligent, witty, quick, playful, quirky, and loyal. I love animals of all kinds. I have a dog and a cat. I’m a bit of a geek. I used to be an underground rapper... no seriously. I try to read comic books occasionally, as somewhat of an ode to my childhood. I am socially somewhat conservative, politically libertarian and religiously a Christian-raised agnostic. Oh yeah, and I don't do drugs. Oh, and I’m mostly Italian. :) I have a steady, solid income and get to do what I love. I am a graphic designer and do a bit of investing. I also hear that I look more like I'm in my mid-20's.

I’m looking for a girl who can keep up with me mentally, and I’m fairly certain I wouldn't run into her at a club. Maybe a book club, but that clearly isn't what I meant. Smart ass.

The children in my photo are my niece and nephew. They're the sweetest kids.

If angels need wings to fly, does that mean heaven is a planet and has gravity?

This section is also available on tape.

No matter what, you will have the wrong impression of me. I am one of those in the minority that is truly genuine and susceptible to actual human emotion on here. You're all heartless robots, I think (that all seem to enjoy camping, and hiking).

If we truly have "free will", why weren't we asked if we wanted to exist? Perhaps we were, and we chose to, but have no recollection of it.

Phew. You made it, congratulations. You're a good person and people like you.
You're thinking "this person is either insane or a genius" at this point... you're not wrong.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vikings, Boardwalk Empire, Suits, Family Guy, Sons of Anarchy, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones. My favorite shows no longer airing: Star Trek TNG/DS9, The Wire, Seinfeld, Stargate SGU, Arrested Development, Band of Brothers, Rome, House, Southland, The Borgias, House, Futurama, and Deadwood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
phone
internet
family
pets
cuddles
media