Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am wonderful... what am I supposed to say? This is a dating site.
Well, obviously, I'm not (you only have to look at the pics or keep
on reading this profile to notice that). I can be a bit nerdy, and
I tend to arrive always late. I don't want to portray myself as
Singapore Airways when I'm afraid I can be sometimes like Jet Blue
(that's too much self-deprecating, though).
I love to read, to write, to chat (mainly about politics,
economics, books, music, art, traveling...). I like red wine (it is
part of my country's culture), and champaigne. I like art exhibits,
but I am not an artist (I need to pay my bills). I love
animals--actually, as a friend once told me, "animals are the only
people who really understand you". I don't know what he meant--can
you help me?
According to Facebook's test 'Which singer are you' (this is really
scientific research) I am Bjork. Funny enough--I don't like her
I am a human being, in DC, and that's it
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write lies and get paid for it--like several thousand people in
DC. I don't create the lies--I talk to people, they tell me things
(that is, lies) then I put them into paper (or online, or both) in
a foreign language. I love my job. I am also trying not to let work
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not judging people. Listening. Maybe writing (that is what people
say, but the fact that I am a totally unpublished writer somewhat
challenges that assumption).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No bloody idea. You'd better ask them. I can give you my friend's
emails and phone numbers to ask them. Be nice, please. If they say
anything bad, it is because they are jealous. Maybe you will find
them more interesting than me!!!!!! In that case, at least, I'll do
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: One Hundred Years Of Solitude (I know some parts by heart,
but I don't know if that is good or simply reveals that I can be
very obsessive), and Borges' short stories. Now I'm reading
Gladwell's Outliers (very original, I know), and Allan Bloom's Love
and Friendship (what has a closeted gay neoconservative have to say
about that...?). I also like Jonathan Swift's books. And
newspapers, magazines, and so on.
Music: Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, Peter Gabriel, Leonard Cohen, The
Cure, REM, Paul Simon... If you find that too depressing, I can
switch (only for you) to Coldplay, U2, Khaled, African music
(Youssou N'Dour, Femi Kuti, Fela Kuti, or Wazimbo... I bet you
never heard of that last one). I like disco in small dosage. I am
also ready to listen to other stuff.
Movies: Being John Malkovich, Jesus of Montreal, The Legend of
1900, Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, Before the Sunset (but not
Before the Sunrise), and every Woody Allen movie up until
Deconstructing Harry... again, if it is too pretentious, we can
watch Avatar (I actually liked it, maybe because I haven't seen
Food: I like almost everything. I can brag I have eaten crocodile,
which I liked. I can't stand junk food...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not six, but nine, sorry OKCupid: 1) Pink Floyd & Roger Waters;
2) One Hundred Years Of Solitude and Borges; 3) My friends; 4) My
relatives (overseas); 5) Learning new things; 6) Writing and
reading (not necessarily in that order); 7) Irony; 8)
Non-judgmental people; 8) Coffee; 9) Traveling... or thinking about
traveling (Did I say I daydream?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing, reading, newspapers, magazines, traveling, daydreaming,
and sex (I am a man, remember, we think of sex every seven seconds;
since I have such a rich intellectual life, I think of it every ten
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Go for dinner with friends, go for drinks, have drinks at home (or
in my block's rooftop if the spring comes), go to a club, go to
parties, go to the movies, stay at home, read, watch tv, all of the
above. Or who the heck knows! I am not a robot (there is already
one in OKCupid, do we need two?)
Any suggestion for a Friday night? Something more original than the
conventional set of things I have written?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is private, I guess.
You should message me if
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