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pants_dance

25 Davison, MI Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:30pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi! My name is Caitlin.

"I don't like long walks on the beach, or any walks really but I am really good at drinking alone and eating fried cheese."
What I’m doing with my life
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Slowly trying to figure out what my calling is. So until then, working crap jobs..mostly involving children.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking, especially intoxicated. Making a fool of myself at karaoke. Making jokes and keeping friends entertained. Being brutally honest with people. Making kids love me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short, only 5'3. Everyone tells me I have very little hands..seriously, every time i'm with friends they make me show off my baby hands. It gets ridiculous.

I have a few piercings and 6 tattoos.

When I'm drunk I have this ridiculous laugh that sounds like spongebob. It can go on for 10 minutes if people get me laughing hard enough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies that I enjoy: Anchorman, 28 days/weeks later, Old school, Shawshank redemption, The Green Mile, Pineapple Express, Super Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a dream, Monty Python and the holy grail!, Full Metal Jacket, Watchmen, Smokin' Aces, Willy Wonka, Unthinkable, Live free or Die Hard, Se7en, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, A Clockwork Orange, Natural born Killers!! Woody is my boy!

The Lord of The Rings is a must. You better love that shit.

I like a lot of music, Metal and country. Classical sometimes. I have an addiction to 90's grunge/alternative.

"I want to be the girl with the most cake"

I love reading and I love a person who can lay in bed and read with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kids.
Books.
Whiskey.
Air Freshener/wall plug-ins.
90's grunge/alternative.
Pasta?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ghostssss, OooooOOooOo! ALIENS!

Space. It blows my mind that there are actually people out there who do not care about space and do not find it absolutely amazing.

Body hair. Chest hair, stomach hair....I can't stand guys who shave it off!

How many people I graduated with are married and popping out kids left and right. And here I am just going to concerts, getting drunk with my friends on the weekend and eating tacos. I love my life and wouldn't have it any other way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Almost every Friday my friends and I go downtown Flint to some bars and hang out. It's been some of the best times i've had.

The second friday of the month is the Art Walk in downtown Flint, and I am always there. It's great now that it's getting warm out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is this really private? Probably not, but I have an extreme phobia of worms. No, that is not a joke. They cause me terrible anxiety. I have no idea why. In 10th grade we had to dissect a giant earthworm and I sat in my seat in my seat and cried.
You should message me if
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You're open minded and loud. You've been told your back has more hair than Sasquatch.

Really anyone. I love meeting new people =]