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29 Orlando, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:29am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: None of this profile is an accurate representation of the scope of my interests because my memory malfunctions when I sit down to do these types of things.

Disclaimer, part deux: I also just realize that a friend of mine had, a long while ago, gone through and commented on various parts of my profile. I guess at some point OkC changed the way that works and just converted those comments to italics with no reference to said friend, so it probably appeared as if I was a little crazy. I promise I wasn't talking to myself! Those comments have been removed. Haha.

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason."
-Benjamin Franklin

I couldn't have summed up better my feelings on the subject.

If I must do the obligatory salutation, I will shun the novel approach and instead say only this: If you can forgive my graceless social idiosyncrasies (shy and nervous, not rude and obnoxious), then it is very likely we will get along; I just won't say much at first. After I get to know you a little better (and typically after you get me fired up about something REALLY interesting like how the universe got started or on what new technology Google is working [my interests are by no means limited to these two areas]) I'll open up and speak more. I won't hide my opinion either way, but I'm generally a listener.

Also, if you are religious, don't be intimidated by me. First, being intimidated by me is not unlike being scared of an old man sitting in a park alone: it's just silly. Second, just because I have a different opinion doesn't mean I think you shouldn't have your own. In fact, that's the real problem, isn't it? I'd be a hypocrite to say you shouldn't be allowed to think what you want. But if you ARE a bible thumper (neither bible nor god need to be capitalized, in my opinion) who thinks there is something wrong with being attracted to the same sex or that the Earth is only around 6000 years old or similar such ridiculous things, chances are we won't get along. Just trying to save us some time.

Well, looks like I did manage to turn it into a novel, eh? :)

Oh, if I have to say the usual...I play guitar, drums (when I have them), video games, I love anything to do with computers and/or technology, I read the hell out of books, I can't get enough music and my taste is all over the map, Adult Swim is about the only thing I watch on TV (and Lost and Mythbusters and MMA), I love comics, I love movies, blah blah blah...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Trying to salvage what's left of my brain after growing up bludgeoned it with pessimism.

-Returning to school after a much too long and unnecessary hiatus. (check)

-Doing well in school after my return. (check ... so far)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rational thought, listening, video games, spelling and grammar (or at least I try, whereas most people appear to type with their feet while closing their eyes), computer-related things (not sure how this would come in handy here, but you never know...)

I feel like this part is on a job application or something.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My awkward nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (no particular order)

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Road, Watchmen, Fight Club (I don't give a shit how cliché anyone thinks it is, it's a great book), Lord of the Flies, just to name the few I can think of off the top of my head.

Movies (no particular order)

Léon, Star Wars, Children of Men, There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Inception, In Bruges, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Memento.

Music (no particular order)

Led Zeppelin, Protest the Hero, The Mars Volta, Animals As Leaders, Al Di Meola, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Giraffes? Giraffes!, Final Fantasy (not the video game, although I love that too), Busdriver, The Decemberists, Yes, Radiohead, The Dear Hunter, Hella, The Sound of Animals Fighting, Rush, Cream/Eric Clapton, Portugal. The Man, The Fall of Troy, Battles, Dream Theater, Cynic, Mr. Bungle...this is gonna take forever!


Pastas of all sorts, chicken curry, dal, pizza, huge burritos, devil's food. I'll try anything.

At this point, I must refer you to the disclaimer at the very top of my profile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Brain, heart, lungs ... what? Oh. Oh! You mean like things I just really like. Okay. I dunno ... stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking, existence, how silly people are about things that should be of no consequence to them, space, Android (both of the OS and robot variety), how excited I'm going to be when the sequel to Shadow of the Colossus comes out, what the next big breakthrough in technology will be, death and how frightening and final it is, music, random words for which I can't remember the definition (this is usually followed by a jotting down and subsequent referencing of an online dictionary), moving out of Florida, different languages...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or relaxing at home. Friday is no different than Monday or Tuesday (or any other day of the week, for that matter) for me.
You should message me if
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You haphazardly message random people on dating websites.