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papa_chops

30 / M / straight / Single

Lambertville, New Jersey

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Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Construction / Craftsmanship
Income
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am brilliant, awesome, and modest.

My Self-Summary

8 out of 10 doctors describe me as indescribable.

love going on journeys without knowing the destination. Tuesday afternoon could become the great adventure and Saturday night could be a waste of time. there are an amazing amount of nuances in the simplest conversations. words dont matter as much as what's behind them. every relationship can be valuable and fulfilling, from years spent with a lover 2 a five minute conversation with a stranger. But most importantly zzzzzzzzzzzz

have no room for fake people and will call them out on it.

and yes, guys shouldnt have pictures of themselves with other girls. i dont take pictures and have female friends, get over it.

What I’m doing with my life

i'm always working on some project or another. right now, most of my energy goes towards research and development of my companies products.

I’m really good at

The first things people usually notice about me

how clean shaven my taint is

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

books: The Dark Tower (Stephen King's opus), HP, The Talisman, Poison Pen, the Secret

TV: Spaced, Californication, Supernatural, Fringe, The Mentalist, House, TrueBlood, Torchwood, Eastwick, Heroes, Firefly, (anything with a good sense of humor)

Movies: Fight Club, Slither, Secretary, A Clockwork Orange, Love Actually, The Dark Crystal, The Game, The Dark Half, 12 monkeys, Dead and Breakfast, The Adventures of Sharkboy & Lavagirl, The Devil's Rejects, Dead Leaves, The Aristocrats, Alien, The Doom Generation, Enemy Mine, The Evil Dead, The Big Lebowski, Eurotrip, Big Trouble in Little China, Bolt, Boltneck, Bubba Ho-Tep, But I'm a Cheerleader, Cemetery Man, Clerks, Comic Book: The Movie, Dark City, D.A.R.Y.L., Fallen, The Fifth Element, Final Destination, Galaxy Quest, Ginger Snaps, GoodFellas, Grandma's Boy, Grosse Pointe Blank, High Plains Drifter, A History of Violence, Holes, Hot Rod, Hook, Hudson Hawk, In the Mouth of Madness, Idle Hands, Innerspace, Jackass: Number Two, Jumper, Joe Dirt, Just Friends, Knocked Up, Labyrinth, The Last Supper (1995), Legend, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Lord of Illusions, Lotrs Trilogy, Mad Max, MirrorMask, Mystery Men, The New Guy, Nightbreed, The People vs. Larry Flynt, etc.

Music: Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Jump little Children, BloodHound Gang

YouTube: AgentXPQ, waverlyflams, Daxflame, JamesNintendoNerd, jonlajoie, nickynik, shaycarl

Food: t-bone steaks (rare) and anything breakfast

The six things I could never do without

a nice suit
my guitar
tobacco
three fingers of top shelf bourbon
my peeps
a good book

I spend a lot of time thinking about

it used to be "the meaning of life" but since i figured that out, i've moved on to the blurred lines between male/female rolls in our society

On a typical Friday night I am

out at the bar with friends or i take the night off and stay in with a good movie

You should message me if

*Don't Message me if:*
you are dishonest
you belong to PETA
thinking makes your little head hurt
you get offended by words
you think you have magic powers

*You should message me if:*
you get it
you like to learn new things
you can teach me something useful
you think you can get my attention

*you were passed over if:*
you had a short or vague profile, your main pic was a "trying to be sexy" picture (if you have to try then you're not), your profile consists of "no-duh" statements, like "I like to have fun and/or laugh", "i'm shy at first but when i get to know you im not" or "i like things". so try to win me back with with something "real".
[if you can't be yourself then you should be by yourself. you're not going to be able to connect with someone else if you can't connect with you. spend this alone time working on who you are. (some free advice, cuz im a giver)]

also, being very busy, i don't have time to be making a lot of "first contacts". if you want to know more about me, man up and shoot me a message

if you're just looking to hookup then don't bother. not interested in people who can't make deeper connections