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paper__hearts

23 / F / straight / Single

Providence, Rhode Island

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Kids
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am witty, sassy, and charming.

My Self-Summary

i talk REALLY fast. i write fiction based in fact. if you're in my life, chances are you'll wind up in one of my drafts. i like tight jeans, quality beer and veggies. i'm obsessed with bob dylan. i dance whether or not people are looking. i smoke too many cigarettes and have no intention of quitting smoking too many cigarettes. i was named after a book with fabio on the cover. i have a loud mouth and no filter. i like short, declarative sentences. i drink too much coffee. i read too many books. i constantly finish my sister's sentences. i am a walking pop culture reference. when i was a kid, i wanted to marry michael eisner because he owned disney (but i've never been to disney world). everything i own is covered in a layer of cat hair. my memere taught me to knit when i was twelve. i think it's easier to explain how you hate something than how you like something.

What I’m doing with my life

living from paycheck to paycheck. finishing school. planning my future.

I’m really good at

- finishing my sister's sentences.
- knowing when i'm being lied to.

The first things people usually notice about me

my unfinished chest piece. "i don't mean to be staring at your tits, but..."

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a thousand splendid suns, pride and prejudice, jane eyre, the phantom tollbooth, downtown owl, my name is asher lev.

y tu mama tambien, love me if you dare, amelie, daisies, true romance.

bob dylan, conor oberst [and projects], iron & wine, the decemberists, anything acoustic.

The six things I could never do without

- chapstick
- cigarettes
- coffee
- pen and paper
- the people i love
- a good book.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

many, many things. but firstly, i often wonder how people can be as stupid as they are.

On a typical Friday night I am

grocery shopping, grabbing a beer or knitting on my couch and watching re-runs.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

not private, but interesting: i'm related to john wilkes booth AND aaron burr. fear my genetic coding.

You should message me if

- you're a seven foot tall, lopsided, tattooed hipster boy with a 70's porn star mustache like harry reems. oh, snap.
- you'll eat my vegan cooking without making a face.
- if, and only if, you've seen brown bunny.