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28 Rumford, RI Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:33pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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mostly, i'm an asshole. i talk REALLY fast. i write fiction based in fact. if you're in my life, chances are you'll wind up in one of my drafts. i like tight jeans, beer, gin and whiskey, and veggies. i'm obsessed with bob dylan. i smoke too many cigarettes and am working my way towards quitting. i was named after a book with fabio on the cover. i have a loud mouth and no filter. i like short, declarative sentences. i like buttons; the kind you push and the kind you sew. i drink too much coffee. i read too many books. apparently owls are my totem. i love hall & oates, ke$ha, and katy perry without irony. i wish i was taller, but would settle for having a man tall enough to reach the top shelf for me. i constantly finish my sister's sentences. i only get along with other girls if they like lucero and strong whiskey. i'm very close with my folks. i take at least one vacation with them each year and visit them every week. i am fly paper for gay men, and i think this is wonderful. i am a walking pop culture reference. when i was a kid, i wanted to marry michael eisner because he owned disney (but i've never been to disney world). everything i own is covered in a layer of cat hair. my memere taught me to knit when i was twelve. i always win at "two truths and a lie." despite my big talk, i can actually be quite shy. i think it's easier to explain how you hate something than how you like something.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- working on a novel.
- studying herbalism.
- reading as many books as i can.
- knitting things on par with your grandma's best work. (also, learning portuguese/brazilian-style knitting).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- finishing my sister's sentences.
- making awkward situations worse.
- playing the wing man.
- knowing when i'm being lied to.
- making playlists.
- knowing what you meant to say before you changed your mind and said something else.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my glasses. or my tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- dave eggers, aimee bender, vladamir nobokov.
- annie hall, reality bites, anything with colin firth.
- breaking bad, doctor who, anything joss whedon.
- elliott smith, the great lake swimmers, anything that came out before 1998.
- i'm a veggie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- chapstick
- cigarettes
- coffee
- pen and paper
- my family and friends.
- a good book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- when i'm EVER going to use algebra in my writing career.
- "do i really need to use a comma there?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
netflix and crafting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
not private, but interesting:
- i'm related to john wilkes booth AND aaron burr. fear my genetic coding.
- elijah wood is afraid of one of my friends.

- i would marry zooey deschanel in a heartbeat.
- i sing along loudly to new kids on the block.
- sometimes, i'm afraid i'll die alone with too many cats.
- i own dice with more than six sides.
- there are times where i can be really, really gross. and not in the cute way.
- i let my cat hang out in the bathroom while i shower. he digs the steam.
- i still have a very childlike streak. i love children's movies and still colour because it helps me relax.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you bear any resemblance to colin firth.
- you can write a vignette about the time war.

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