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29 Warwick, RI Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:23pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Wants kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am snarky and sarcastic, but my heart is too big for my ribcage. I'm a DIY person, and every day, my hair is a different colour. I have musical tourette's. I've given up trying to hide the fact that I'm a nerd. I love Doctor Who, Joss Whedon, and Star Wars. I am a 420 enthusiast. I'm a vegetarian focused on clean eating. I practice yoga and tai chi, and meditate twice daily. I love to run. I believe in the Oxford Comma. I think it's easier to explain why you hate something than why you love it. Someday, I want a library (with a ladder) because, yes, bitches love libraries. I think that people should make promises instead of resolutions and stop being so hard on themselves. I'm almost thirty and sometimes I still suck at being an adult. I'll always be my father's little Matilda. I write at least 750 words daily. I love Hall and Oates without irony. I easily lose track of time, but rarely run late.

I can't decide whether owls or foxes are my totem animal. The number of owls in my house suggests otherwise. I am trying to become a more organized person. The piles of crap on my bedroom floor suggest otherwise.

You want me on your trivia team. You'll probably try to steal one of my cats. You'll probably think I'm an Apple snob (I am). You definitely want to try my baked goods.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- working on various writing projects.
- studying herbalism.
- reading as many books as I can.
- knitting things on par with your grandma's best work. (mostly a gigantic quilt made of tiny little puffs.)
- starting my own business.
- freelancing. I write things, and then people give me money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- saying something gross to break the ice. - finishing my sister's sentences.
- making awkward situations worse.
- playing the wing man.
- knowing when I'm being lied to.
- making playlists.
- knowing what you meant to say before you changed your mind and said something else.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glasses, hair, tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Jane Austen, Dave Eggers, Aimee Bender, Chuck Klosterman, Vladamir Nabokov.
- Annie Hall, Reality Bites, periods pieces, anything with Colin Firth.
- Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, anything Joss Whedon.
- Elliott Smith, The Great Lake Swimmers, Bob Dylan, anything that came out before 1998.*
- I'm a veggie.

*I have an [obsessive] soft spot for the Imagine Dragons cover of Taylor Swift's "Blank Space." If you're judging me, you know nothing about good harmonies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- chapstick
- coffee
- pen and paper
- my family and friends.
- a good book
- music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- When I'm EVER going to use algebra in my writing career.
- "Do I really need to use a comma there?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netflix and writing/crafting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not private, but interesting:
- I'm related to John Wilkes Booth AND Aaron Burr. Fear my genetic coding.*
- Elijah Wood is afraid of one of my friends.

- I would marry Zooey Deschanel in a heartbeat.
- I sing along loudly to NKOTB.
- Sometimes, I'm afraid I'll die alone with too many cats.
- I own dice with more than six sides.
- There are times where I can be really, really gross. And not in the cute way.
- I let my cat hang out in the bathroom while I shower. He digs the steam.
- I still have a very childlike streak. I love children's movies and still colour because it helps me relax.

*I recently found out that I'm also related to a family of Parisian murderers. Way back, kind of Lizzy Borden-style.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You bear any resemblance to Colin Firth.
- You can write a vignette about the Time War.
- You have a kick ass podcast to recommend.
- You have a seriously amazing beard.