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paper__hearts

28 Rumford, RI Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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mostly, i'm an asshole. i talk REALLY fast. i write fiction based in fact. if you're in my life, chances are you'll wind up in one of my drafts. i like tight jeans, beer, gin and whiskey, and veggies. i'm obsessed with bob dylan. i smoke too many cigarettes and am working my way towards quitting. i was named after a book with fabio on the cover. i have a loud mouth and no filter. i like short, declarative sentences. i like buttons; the kind you push and the kind you sew. i drink too much coffee. i read too many books. apparently owls are my totem. i love hall & oates, ke$ha, and katy perry without irony. i wish i was taller, but would settle for having a man tall enough to reach the top shelf for me. i constantly finish my sister's sentences. i only get along with other girls if they like lucero and strong whiskey. i'm very close with my folks. i take at least one vacation with them each year and visit them every week. i am fly paper for gay men, and i think this is wonderful. i am a walking pop culture reference. when i was a kid, i wanted to marry michael eisner because he owned disney (but i've never been to disney world). everything i own is covered in a layer of cat hair. my memere taught me to knit when i was twelve. i always win at "two truths and a lie." despite my big talk, i can actually be quite shy. i think it's easier to explain how you hate something than how you like something.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- working on a novel.
- studying herbalism.
- reading as many books as i can.
- knitting things on par with your grandma's best work. (also, learning portuguese/brazilian-style knitting).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- finishing my sister's sentences.
- making awkward situations worse.
- playing the wing man.
- knowing when i'm being lied to.
- making playlists.
- knowing what you meant to say before you changed your mind and said something else.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my glasses. or my tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- dave eggers, aimee bender, vladamir nobokov.
- annie hall, reality bites, anything with colin firth.
- breaking bad, doctor who, anything joss whedon.
- elliott smith, the great lake swimmers, anything that came out before 1998.
- i'm a veggie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- chapstick
- cigarettes
- coffee
- pen and paper
- my family and friends.
- a good book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- when i'm EVER going to use algebra in my writing career.
- "do i really need to use a comma there?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
netflix and crafting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
not private, but interesting:
- i'm related to john wilkes booth AND aaron burr. fear my genetic coding.
- elijah wood is afraid of one of my friends.

also,
- i would marry zooey deschanel in a heartbeat.
- i sing along loudly to new kids on the block.
- sometimes, i'm afraid i'll die alone with too many cats.
- i own dice with more than six sides.
- there are times where i can be really, really gross. and not in the cute way.
- i let my cat hang out in the bathroom while i shower. he digs the steam.
- i still have a very childlike streak. i love children's movies and still colour because it helps me relax.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you bear any resemblance to colin firth.
- you can write a vignette about the time war.

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