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paper__hearts

28 F Rumford, RI

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
mostly, i'm an asshole. i talk REALLY fast. i write fiction based in fact. if you're in my life, chances are you'll wind up in one of my drafts. i like tight jeans, beer, gin and whiskey, and veggies. i'm obsessed with bob dylan. i smoke too many cigarettes and have no intention of quitting smoking too many cigarettes. i was named after a book with fabio on the cover. i have a loud mouth and no filter. i like short, declarative sentences. i like buttons; the kind you push and the kind you sew. i drink too much coffee. i read too many books. apparently owls are my totem. i love hall & oates, ke$ha, and katy perry without irony. i wish i was taller, but would settle for having a man tall enough to reach the top shelf for me. i constantly finish my sister's sentences. i only get along with other girls if they like lucero and strong whiskey. i'm very close with my folks. i take at least one vacation with them each year and visit them every week. i am fly paper for gay men, and i think this is wonderful. i am a walking pop culture reference. when i was a kid, i wanted to marry michael eisner because he owned disney (but i've never been to disney world). everything i own is covered in a layer of cat hair. my memere taught me to knit when i was twelve. i always win at "two truths and a lie." despite my big talk, i can actually be quite shy. i think it's easier to explain how you hate something than how you like something.
What I’m doing with my life
- working on a novel.
- studying herbalism.
- reading as many books as i can.
- knitting things on par with your grandma's best work.
I’m really good at
- finishing my sister's sentences.
- making awkward situations worse.
- playing the wing man.
- knowing when i'm being lied to.
- making playlists.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- dave eggers, aimee bender, vladamir nobokov.
- annie hall, reality bites, anything with colin firth.
- breaking bad, doctor who, anything joss whedon.
- elliott smith, the great lake swimmers, anything that came out before 1998.
- i'm a veggie.
The six things I could never do without
- chapstick
- cigarettes
- coffee
- pen and paper
- my family and friends.
- a good book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- when i'm EVER going to use algebra in my writing career.
- "do i really need to use a comma there?"
On a typical Friday night I am
i wish i could say that no friday night is typical for me, but i'm too old for that shit. i'm either unwinding with a drink at a bar, or watching netflix on my couch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
not private, but interesting:
- i'm related to john wilkes booth AND aaron burr. fear my genetic coding.
- elijah wood is afraid of one of my friends.

also,
- i would marry zooey deschanel in a heartbeat.
- i sing along loudly to new kids on the block.
- sometimes, i'm afraid i'll die alone with too many cats.
- i own dice with more than six sides.
- there are times where i can be really, really gross. and not in the cute way.
- i let my cat hang out in the bathroom while i shower. he digs the steam.
- i still have a very childlike streak. i love children's movies and still colour because it helps me relax.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- you bear any resemblance to colin firth.
- you can write a vignette about the time war.