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paper_airplane

26 Portland, OR Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
7′ 7″ (2.31m)
Body type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I DIG...
Escapism. Apples. FILM! Space travel. Voyeurism. Auditory stimulation. Art. Blasphemy. Whiskey. Personality disorders. Dancing, Dancing, Dancing! Piñata's. Being barefoot. Adrenaline. Literacy. Attention Deficits. Costume parties. Pop-Culture. Lighting Fixtures. Public pools after hours. Karaoke. Stranger-danger. Working up a sweat. Cooking/Baking. Photo booths. Physical contact. Black coffee with honey. Visceral experience. Bluntz. Spontaneity. Love. Adventure. Booming laughter. Flora & Fauna. Balloons. ETC.

I WANT TO MEET...
Free Spirits. Lost Souls. Daydream Believers. Lovers. Cherubs. Beat Poets. Astronauts. Cowboys. Indians. Explorers. Craftsmen. Librarians. Archeologists. Tyrannus Leaders. Revolutionaries. Curbside Prophets. Witch Doctors. Polititians. Scientists. Pilots. Scavengers. Gypsys. Nomads. Children with magic in their fingertips... and YOU.

Lets get to know each other.
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning, loving, setting goals, accessing my full potential, breaking into the film industry, taking over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic.
Karaoke.
Making things with my hands.
Talking during movies.
Staying organized.
Getting shit done.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My rockin' fanny... pack.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Non-fiction, cookbooks, memoirs, pop-culture/sociological analysis.

Movies: I'm a cinephile. If I even began to elaborate my profile would be two miles long...

Music: I like sounds.

Food: avocados, hands down.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A video camera
Pens and paper--lots of paper
Water
Honesty
A sense of humor
My Billy Joel VHS tape
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The expansiveness of our universe and all of the places on this earth I would like to see before I die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be doing anything from grabbing drinks with friends, going out dancing, seeing a show, checking out some art, having a game night, going to the thea-tahhh, or more than likely just chilling at home in my pizza-hotdog-frenchfry onesie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have Tourette Syndrome. Fo realz, dawg! No, but really. For real.
You should message me if
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You want to.

P.S. Not interested in one-night stands so please don't message me about "hooking up".