My college roommates were convinced I was a time traveler. I know so much about history it's ridiculous (seriously, try me), and once they even found a picture of me fighting in the Korean war. It looked like me, but it wasn't me. I was making movies in France at the time.
I've been in an IMAX movie (I shit you not), I work at a Fort (I'm not in the military - I wear a smokey the bear hat), I play all kinds of instruments, and I smoke a pipe so that my car smells like your grandpa. I do care what others think of me, but ultimately, I do pretty much whatever I want. I lived in France for seven months. It was awesome until I came back and couldn't buy beer for another ten months.
I'm all about the hats, but don't worry, I'm not the fedora guy.
My first word was clock. I have a pocketwatch. Not any of that lame shit with a battery though. Mine is key wound. It's older than Lincoln.
Then, having finished a cup of tea, I decided to create an account on OKcupid. At first it was cool. I still haven't decided if it's total bullshit, or just mostly bullshit.
Here we are. Online dating. If you are genuinely curious about something I haven't mentioned, please ask. I'm not hiding anything, I just want to meet people. Who knows where this will go?
I'm too nerdy for the cool, too cool for the nerdy.
I'm not an asshole, I promise. Go on, ask me more.