In a previous life, Sara was Edna Pontellier. As a baby, she was Pippi Longstockings. Apart from "Pride and Prejudice," she has not been immortalized in a novel since. She instead stares at a mirror too long and tries to summon the souls of Frida Kahlo and Chuck Bukowski, which results in her magically becoming belligerently drunk . She loves cats but has never had one (but when she finally does, his name will be William S. Purroughs). The game of Clue was actually based on her last family reunion. It is a common notion that Sara smokes pot. It is actually the dried skin of alien babies meant to keep her eternally youthful. It is also a common notion that Sara drinks. It is actually the blood of virgins. For no reason, really. Sara was once given the holy grail by a homeless man in Ukraine. He told her some seemingly important instructions, but she didn't catch them (it wasn't her Ukrainian because she actually invented the language -- it was his lisp). It is currently in her closet and she plans to upcycle it into a gem sweater and sell it on Etsy. Sara's parents are unknown. But once a year on her birthday, at 10:27 pm sharp, unicorns serenade her with a ethereal rendition of Tom Waits's "Lowdown." Sara has influenced many careers. Before meeting her, Stoya was going to be an accountant and Prince was going to be a farmer. She currently lives in Siberia where she harvests reindeer piss for outrageous sums of money. She wants Jesse's girl, but she'd rather get some head. Sara just ate your soul. And, poor thing, you had no idea.
Polyamorous -- I have a lotta love to give!