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paradigmkissses

22 Brooklyn, NY Cis Woman

Cis Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:30am
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Polish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Back from MX & Central America y'all.

In a previous life, Sara was Edna Pontellier. As a baby, she was Pippi Longstockings. Apart from "Pride and Prejudice," she has not been immortalized in a novel since. She instead stares at a mirror too long and tries to summon the souls of Frida Kahlo and Chuck Bukowski, which results in her magically becoming belligerently drunk . She loves cats but has never had one (but when she finally does, his name will be William S. Purroughs). The game of Clue was actually based on her last family reunion. It is a common notion that Sara smokes pot. It is actually the dried skin of alien babies meant to keep her eternally youthful. It is also a common notion that Sara drinks. It is actually the blood of virgins. For no reason, really. Sara was once given the holy grail by a homeless man in Ukraine. He told her some seemingly important instructions, but she didn't catch them (it wasn't her Ukrainian because she actually invented the language -- it was his lisp). It is currently in her closet and she plans to upcycle it into a gem sweater and sell it on Etsy. Sara's parents are unknown. But once a year on her birthday, at 10:27 pm sharp, unicorns serenade her with a ethereal rendition of Tom Waits's "Lowdown." Sara has influenced many careers. Before meeting her, Stoya was going to be an accountant and Prince was going to be a farmer. She currently lives in Siberia where she harvests reindeer piss for outrageous sums of money. She wants Jesse's girl, but she'd rather get some head. Sara just ate your soul. And, poor thing, you had no idea.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Full time intergalactic stray kitten. Figuring it out, pushing my boundaries, healing, loving, adventuring, laughing at myself/ how ridiculous this existence is.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
over analyzing, being really snarky, cuddling, fire spinning/hooping, baking delicious things, telling you like it is, dancing myself into other realms, rocking cat ears, speaking in a russian accent, getting into trouble, pep talks, not sleeping, being present, befriending cats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really pale. Weird mermaid/fairy hair. Jewelry in my face.
I was also once told that I looked like "Tori Amos as Delirium." But, that's not usually.

"If Sara has anything, it's opinions"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite authors/poets: Wislawa Szymborska, Robert Heinlein, Margaret Atwood, David Foster Wallace, Clarissa Pinkola Estes, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, Aldous Huxley, Ingrid Jonker, James Joyce, Brenda Shaughnessy, Italo Calvino, Salman Rushdie, Herman Hesse, Isabel Allende, W. Somerset Maugham, D. H. Lawrence, Shinji Moon, Orson Scott Card, Franz Kafka, Leo Tolstoy, William S. Burroughs, Robert M. Pirsig, Ray Bradbury, Allen Ginsburg, Philip K. Dick, Jane Austen, H.P. Lovecraft, Kate Chopin, Vladimir Nabokov, Thomas Mann, George Orwell, Ken Kesey, John Irving, Jack Kerouac, the list goes on and on and on.

I watch a lot of movies... http://www.imdb.com/list/K1uUNI_dAQ4/

Music: If it inspires movement or thought, I like it. Diggin on baile funk/ cumbia/ tropical bass vibes mostly right now.

I get foodgasms regularly, particularly from: all the spicy things, mothafuckin' AREPAS!, cheese, mushrooms, gelato, indian, thai, figs, beef bourguignon, couscous, mortadella, arugula, falafel, beets, spinach, pork buns, seafood/fish, raspberries, guacamole, dates, sushi, croissants, empanadas, baguettes, I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
- mountain air/trees
- ritual
- tenderness/intimacy
- movement
- deviance/decadence
- cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-movement, using the body as a tool for releasing emotional distress/trauma
-gender/feminism/sexuality/intersectionality/sex work/kink and how to talk about these topics in more accessible ways
- time travel
- how can i become a tree?
- starting a pierogi food truck
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing myself into other realms
Self-care time with books and writing and stretching
Cuddle puddling with my friends as we plot to create a more conscious, sex positive society
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy spending time with myself the most.
You should message me if
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You feel most at home in the woods and want to go camping/hiking/play in waterfalls together.

You read obsessively, dance well, and have a good bullshit detector.

Intimacy and feelings don't put you off, and you can experience them without expectation and attachment.

Please teach me Spanish? *edit: I now speak a little Spanish and would love to practice*