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paradigmkissses

21 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:07am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Polish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*In a forest in Northern CA until end of October-ish,please forgive the belated/nonexistent responses*

In a previous life, Sara was Edna Pontellier. As a baby, she was Pippi Longstockings. Apart from "Pride and Prejudice," she has not been immortalized in a novel since. She instead stares at a mirror too long and tries to summon the souls of Frida Kahlo and Chuck Bukowski, which results in her magically becoming belligerently drunk . She loves cats but has never had one (but when she finally does, his name will be William S. Purroughs). The game of Clue was actually based on her last family reunion. It is a common notion that Sara smokes pot. It is actually the dried skin of alien babies meant to keep her eternally youthful. It is also a common notion that Sara drinks. It is actually the blood of virgins. For no reason, really. Sara was once given the holy grail by a homeless man in Ukraine. He told her some seemingly important instructions, but she didn't catch them (it wasn't her Ukrainian because she actually invented the language -- it was his lisp). It is currently in her closet and she plans to upcycle it into a gem sweater and sell it on Etsy. Sara's parents are unknown. But once a year on her birthday, at 10:27 pm sharp, unicorns serenade her with a ethereal rendition of Tom Waits's "Lowdown." Sara has influenced many careers. Before meeting her, Stoya was going to be an accountant and Prince was going to be a farmer. She currently lives in Siberia where she harvests reindeer piss for outrageous sums of money. She wants Jesse's girl, but she'd rather get some head. Sara just ate your soul. And, poor thing, you had no idea.

Also, INFP.
Queer.
Polyamorous -- I have a lotta love to give!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring it out, pushing my boundaries, healing, loving, and being a total brat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
over analyzing, being really snarky, cuddling, fire spinning/hooping, baking delicious things, telling you like it is, dancing like beyonce, rocking cat ears, speaking in a russian accent, getting into trouble, pep talks, not sleeping, being present.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really pale. Weird mermaid/fairy hair. Jewelry in my face.
I was also once told that I looked like "Tori Amos as Delirium." But, that's not usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite authors/poets: Wislawa Szymborska, David Foster Wallace, Clarissa Pinkola Estes, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Kurt Vonnegut, Aldous Huxley, Ingrid Jonker, James Joyce, Robert Heinlein, Italo Calvino, Salman Rushdie, Herman Hesse, Isabel Allende, W. Somerset Maugham, D. H. Lawrence, Orson Scott Card, Franz Kafka, Leo Tolstoy, William S. Burroughs, Robert M. Pirsig, Ray Bradbury, Allen Ginsburg, Philip K. Dick, Jane Austen, H.P. Lovecraft, Kate Chopin, Chuck Bukowski, Vladimir Nabokov, Thomas Mann, George Orwell, Ken Kesey, John Irving, Jack Kerouac, the list goes on and on and on.

I watch a lot of movies, check out my IMDB http://www.imdb.com/list/K1uUNI_dAQ4/

Music: If it inspires movement or thought, I like it.

I get foodgasms regularly, particularly from: tapas, cheese, mushrooms, gelato, pad thai (thai food in general), figs, beef bourguignon, couscous, mortadella, arugula, falafel, beets, spinach, pork buns, seafood/fish, raspberries, guacamole, dates, sushi, croissants, empanadas, baguettes, I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
- kittens
- mountain air
- ritual
- tenderness/intimacy
- movement
- spanks (not the clothing item)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Putting a period after thinking would be more accurate, but...
-abandoning the "real world" to create a small, sustainable community
-time travel
- if i'll ever actually be able to dance like beyonce
-how matryoshka dolls are a metaphor for EVERYTHING in my life
- gender/sexuality/feminism/bdsm/kink
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting groovy -- probably dancing, *definitely* having fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy spending time with myself the most.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You read obsessively, dance well, and have a good bullshit detector.