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paradox_incali

23 / F / Straight / Single

San Francisco, California

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:02pm
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm pretty horrible when it comes to summarizing, so bear with me...

I'm 23, currently a student at SFSU, studying journalism. I've only been in the area since August, so chances are that no, I haven't been to (insert area here). Originally a small-town (Central California) girl who got relocated to L.A. before ending up in the Bay, so I'm probably on the naive side at times, but I've adjusted pretty well to the new surroundings, I think.

Being a writer, I'd like to think I'm a well-spoken, eloquent individual. Instead, I just say 'fuck' a lot.

I'm also a (very)amateur photographer with a thing for street photography.

I like to be lazy, but I'm a busy lady. The news doesn't stop for anyone or anything, not even my afternoon nap...or my social life.

I enjoy reading and writing but nine times out of 10, I'll pass them up in favor of sitting on the internet and doing absolutely nothing productive. Such is life though, eh? To quote Alan Dean Foster, "The thing all writers do best is find ways to avoid writing." Truer words were never spoken.

I'm no good at cooking, but I quite enjoy baking, so chances are there's some baked good or another around me, which is fun at first, then nauseating after awhile. Given the chance, I could, happily would, and have lived off of pizza and wine like a lazy person. Not very classy or healthy, but it is what it is.

I will quite happily hand your ass to you in Super Mario Kart and Mario Kart 64 about 75% of the time. DISCLAIMER (since this seems to be everyone's opening line) I don't actually own a Super Nintendo or N64 at the moment, so if you want your ass kicked, you provide the system :p.

Let's see...I'm really bad with people and socializing in general. I try, but I get really awkward and tongue-tied and what have you, so you'll have to forgive me for that, until I get comfortable. Then I'm a never-ending ball of energy and chatter.
What I’m doing with my life
Full-time student, part-time dreamer. Currently heavily involved in reading 10-page snippets of a book at a time, only to be distracted by other things.
I’m really good at
Being incredibly oblivious. Also not too shabby when it comes to writing, although I do have a tendency to ramble.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes, height (or lack thereof), and depending on the weather/level of craziness, boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: ASoIaF series, The Stand, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games trilogy, The Great Gatsby, Their Eyes Were Watching God, World War Z, Picture Perfect, Fun Home, The Armies.

Movies: Say Anything, High Fidelity, Sunshine, Moon, Southland Tales, Gamer.

Shows:The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, True Blood, Misfits, Torchwood.

Music: Blink 182, Say Anything, New Found Glory, Jimmy Eat World, Cute is What We Aim For, Super Mash Bros.
The six things I could never do without
1)laptop
2)internet connection
3)socks
4)privacy (that's a thing, right?)
5)books
6)naps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This, that and the other.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually being too lazy to actually do anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, it wouldn't be private if I told you, now would it?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
If it sounds like something you wanna do.