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paradox_incali

24 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm horrible with self-summaries, so I just chopped about 75% of this section, and here you go. (And yet, it's still a novel.)

I'm originally from Central California, but spent five years in Southern California before moving out here in 2012, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

I'm currently a student at SFSU, studying journalism. Still learning my way around the city, but I can tell you where to get a good tropical drink at a bar that isn't Smuggler's Cove. Same goes for a good alcoholic coffee beverage. (I'm only a little bit of an alcoholic, I swear.)

My life is consumed with magazine right now.

I like to pretend to be a mature, well- spoken young lady, but I say 'fuck' a lot. I'm also somewhat of a bitch, if the need arises. I'm not bragging, nor am I entirely proud of it--but if I have to be that way to get shit done, or to make a point, I won't hesitate.

420-friendly, but my life doesn't revolve around it.

I am all about Taco Tuesdays--actually, tacos every day of the week, but especially Taco Tuesdays.

I like tattoos, but I could do without the trauma of the actually getting them/the healing/basically everything between coming up with the idea and the finished product. That being said, I have four of them. Somewhat contemplating a fifth one.

Whenever I think about 10-15-20 year life plans I get really anxious, but I like to think I have my shit together enough for this point in my life.

When I'm not involved in any of the above, I like to do some seriously amateur street photography.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Journalist-in-training, moonlighting as a hostess.

I'm also a full-time student when school is in session, of the journalism major variety. My focus is magazine primarily--I prefer to editorialize the current news events rather than write about them as they're happening.

I'm currently not sleeping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Faking it until I make it. By this, I mean pretending I know what I'm doing until I catch on and impress the people I need to impress.

I also excel in having a relevant gif in response to most statements in two minutes or less.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes, height (or lack thereof). Possibly my hair, it's full of secrets. (Mean Girls reference, anybody?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: ASoIaF series,The Stand, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games trilogy,The Newsflesh trilogy, Zorro (the Isabel Ayende version), World War Z,, Fun Home. Slowly working my way through Crash and Last Exit to Brooklyn. Very slowly. I have a thing about post-apocalypse fiction.

Movies: Say Anything, High Fidelity, Sunshine, Moon, Southland Tales, Gamer. Thumbelina, Super 8, They Live, Shortbus.

Shows:The Walking Dead, Doctor Who (aka only the best show to have ever or will ever exist) , True Blood, Misfits, Breaking Bad, Torchwood, Archer

Music: Blink 182, Say Anything, New Found Glory, Jimmy Eat World, Cute is What We Aim For, She Wants Revenge. Mainly into the pop-punk/pop-rock genre.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1)laptop and good WiFi
2)coffee
3)naps
4)privacy (that's a thing, right?)
5wine
6)(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I blew out the candle, turned off the heater, and unplugged the lights before I left the house.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably drinking at one place or another. If not that, doing things involving my computer, like spilling wine on it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do weird shit online in my free time. It's not actually that private anymore, as I wrote an entire damn article about it...but the average person doesn't know about that.

That and I have an unreasonable thing for gingers.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm going to deviate from the topic here, and tell you reasons why you *shouldn't* message me, and what you shouldn't be saying.

Don't message me if you're literally only going to say "hey" or "what's up?". Come on, this is the internet. You have all the time in the world to come up with something witty, do so. I don't reply to those messages.

Don't message me asking me if I'm DTF, in whatever language you prefer to couch it in. Stop thinking with your dick. I'm not some potential fucktoy for you, and asking me straight up drops any interest/respect for you down to nothing.

Other than that, go ahead and message me if it sounds like something you're interested in doing.