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paradox_incali

24 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm horrible with self-summaries, so I just chopped about 75% of this section, and here you go. (And yet, it's still a novel.)

I'm originally from Central California, but spent five years in Southern California before moving out here in 2012, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

I'm currently a student at SFSU, studying journalism. Still learning my way around the city, but I can tell you where to get a good tropical drink at a bar that isn't Smuggler's Cove. Same goes for a good alcoholic coffee beverage. (I'm only a little bit of an alcoholic, I swear.)

The magazine is currently consuming my life, and will entirely eclipse it next semester. I'm ok with this.

I like to pretend to be a mature, well- spoken young lady, but I say 'fuck' a lot. I'm also somewhat of a bitch, if the need arises. I'm not bragging, nor am I entirely proud of it--but if I have to be that way to get shit done, or to make a point, I won't hesitate.

420-friendly, but my life doesn't revolve around it.

I am all about Taco Tuesdays--actually, tacos every day of the week, but especially Taco Tuesdays.

I like tattoos, but I could do without the trauma of the actually getting them/the healing/basically everything between coming up with the idea and the finished product. That being said, I have four of them. Somewhat contemplating a fifth one.

Whenever I think about 10-15-20 year life plans I get really anxious, but I like to think I have my shit together enough for this point in my life.

When I'm not involved in any of the above, I like to do some seriously amateur street photography.
What I’m doing with my life
Full-time student, part-time dreamer. Semi-professional alcoholic. Amateur blogger.

I have a coffee blog, a cocktail blog, and a general conglomeration/online portfolio blog. I just really like blogs, I guess.

Overindulging in life's little things. Within the sphere of the full-time student thing, I'm writing and running the campus magazine.

When I'm not doing any of these things, I'm putting on a smile and working as a hostess, while being belittled by the summer stream of tourists.
I’m really good at
Faking it until I make it. By this, I mean pretending I know what I'm doing until I catch on and impress the people I need to impress.

I also excel in having a relevant gif in response to most statements in two minutes or less.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes, height (or lack thereof). Possibly my hair, it's full of secrets. (Mean Girls reference, anybody?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: ASoIaF series,The Stand, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games trilogy,The Newsflesh trilogy, The Great Gatsby, Zorro, World War Z, Picture Perfect, Fun Home, The Armies. Slowly working my way through Crash and Last Exit to Brooklyn. Very slowly.

Movies: Say Anything, High Fidelity, Sunshine, Moon, Southland Tales, Gamer. Thumbelina, Super 8, They Live, Shortbus.

Shows:The Walking Dead, Doctor Who (aka only the best show to have ever or will ever exist) , True Blood, Misfits, Breaking Bad, Torchwood, Archer

Music: Blink 182, Say Anything, New Found Glory, Jimmy Eat World, Cute is What We Aim For, She Wants Revenge. Mainly into the pop-punk/pop-rock genre.
The six things I could never do without
1)laptop and good WiFi connection (Update: my apartment got broken into and I don't have a laptop anymore, so I'm not actually living anymore I guess?
¯\(°_o)/¯ )
2)coffee
3)socks (don't judge me, I like being warm)
4)privacy (that's a thing, right?)
5wine
6)naps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lots of things, such as puzzling out how much sleep I can get and how late I can leave various projects until.

I also plan far too ahead when it comes to projects I'm into, so I'm thinking about next semester an awful lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably drinking at one place or another. If not that, doing things involving my computer, like spilling wine on it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do weird shit online in my free time. It's not actually that private anymore, as I wrote an entire damn article about it...but the average person doesn't know about that.

That and I have an unreasonable thing for gingers.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I hate to be *that girl*, but I hate getting messages that say 'hi' or 'what's up.' But otherwise, message me if it sounds like something you wanna do.

Keep in mind that if you message me expecting to hang out, chances are it'll be a bit of a wait because I'm a moderately busy lady.