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25 San Francisco, CA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:33pm
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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*In case you're incapable of reading to the bottom: don't message me if you're only going to say "hey," "what's up" or any smartass variations. "How are you?" falls under this category. I won't reply :).

I'm horrible with self-summaries, so I just chopped about 75% of this section, and here you go. (And yet, it's still a novel.)

I'm originally from Central California, but spent five years in Southern California before moving out here in 2012, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

I'm currently a student at SFSU, studying journalism. Still learning my way around the city, but I can tell you where to get a good tropical drink at a bar that isn't Smuggler's Cove. Same goes for a good alcoholic coffee beverage. (I'm only a little bit of an alcoholic, I swear.)

I like to pretend to be a mature, well- spoken young lady, but I say 'fuck' a lot. I'm also somewhat of a bitch, if the need arises. I'm not bragging, nor am I entirely proud of it--but if I have to be that way to get shit done, or to make a point, I won't hesitate.

420-friendly, but my life doesn't revolve around it.

I like tattoos, but I could do without the trauma of the actually getting them/the healing/basically everything between coming up with the idea and the finished product. That being said, I have five.

Whenever I think about 10-15-20 year life plans I get really anxious, but I like to think I have my shit together enough for this point in my life.

When I'm not involved in any of the above, I like to do some seriously amateur street photography. I do this all via iPhone, but am returning to shooting with a DSLR.
What I’m doing with my life
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Journalist-in-training, moonlighting as a hostess.

I'm also a full-time student when school is in session, of the journalism major variety. My focus is magazine primarily--I prefer to editorialize the current news events rather than write about them as they're happening.

I'm currently not sleeping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Faking it until I make it. By this, I mean pretending I know what I'm doing until I catch on and impress the people I need to impress.

I also excel in having a relevant gif in response to most statements in two minutes or less.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes, height (or lack thereof). Possibly my hair, it's full of secrets. (Mean Girls reference, anybody?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: ASoIaF series,The Stand, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games trilogy,The Newsflesh trilogy, Zorro (the Isabel Ayende version), World War Z,, Fun Home. Slowly working my way through Crash and Last Exit to Brooklyn. Very slowly. I have a thing about post-apocalypse fiction.

Movies: Say Anything, High Fidelity, Sunshine, Moon, Southland Tales, Gamer. Thumbelina, Super 8, They Live, Shortbus.

Shows:The Walking Dead, Doctor Who (aka only the best show to have ever or will ever exist) , True Blood, Misfits, Breaking Bad, Torchwood, Archer

Music: Blink 182, Say Anything, New Found Glory, Jimmy Eat World, Cute is What We Aim For, She Wants Revenge. Mainly into the pop-punk/pop-rock genre.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1)laptop and good WiFi
4)privacy (that's a thing, right?)
5) My iPhone (basic bitch is basic.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I blew out the candle, turned off the heater, and unplugged the lights before I left the house.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably drinking at one place or another. If not that, doing things involving my computer, like spilling wine on it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I do weird shit online in my free time. It's not actually that private anymore, as I wrote an entire damn article about it...but the average person doesn't know about that.

That and I have an unreasonable thing for gingers.
You should message me if
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I'm going to deviate from the topic here, and tell you reasons why you *shouldn't* message me, and what you shouldn't be saying.

Don't message me if you're literally only going to say "hey" or "what's up?". Come on, this is the internet. You have all the time in the world to come up with something witty, do so. I don't reply to those messages.

Other than that, go ahead and message me if it sounds like something you're interested in doing. I'm mostly nice.