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paradoxzen

42 M Pocatello, ID

My Details

Last Online
Jan 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
This is where im supposed to tell you about me.

The last time I did this, it came out somewhat grumpy. Since I'm not quite so grumpy as when came back to Poky, here's a more friendly version.

I like fast cars, dark humour, and [graphic activity]. I like sci fi, open sandbox games for the 360, and [more graphic activity]. I like a Precision Bass, guns, and [another offensive comment] she can be. But what does all that really tell you?

I can't remember if I censored myself, or if OKC did. Can I say satanic here?
I’m really good at
Making people scream
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a vocabulary, and I'm not afraid to use it.
The six things I could never do without
Breasts, legs, caffeine, and my car.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
He he ho ho ha ha. Message me?! He he ho ho ha ha. Yeah, ok. That'll happen. But if you've more courage than most, and you know the definition of the words hyperbole, facetious, and sarcasm, surprise me.