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A profile is marketing. You might come off punk or cheerful, but you're still trying to send a message about yourself, even if it's just "I'm only here to take the tests... really!"

Consider your audience: mine seems to be mostly test-takers curious about the A-hole who authored Pencils down: did your profile pass? or If I set up a U.S. caste system. My tests are foolish diversions, which should be fairly obvious, but not all have picked up on that.

I've met one - ONE - person from OKCupid. She used me as a date for a company party, and I went too far teasing about her Canadian accent. She decided I was a dick, and I thought she was too sensitive. Therefore, OKCupid is decidedly not a dating tool for me, but more a place to share creative crap with people.

I distract myself from the oppressive weight of existence by taking photos and writing. I'm decent at both, singularly excellent at neither.

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quickfactsaboutme:

-I have never lived on the East Coast or in LA.
-Sr. content manager. That's my work title. I'm proud as freshly puked punch.
-I was an intern for XTRA Sports 690 in 1993. I worked with Jim Rome. Yawn.
-I haven't had a burger in 20 years.
-My Mom had me doing my own laundry by my early teens.
-I brewed my own beer in high school.

quicklikeslist:

snow- grilled cheese sandwich with salt & pepper crinkle cut potato chips, two tangerines, and a slice of dill pickle- tennis- Ivan Brunetti- The Daily Show- writing- Anders Stone- anthemaceae- sourdough bread- rusted things- Frog Holler- Deadwood- sushi- homies- cherries- mountain biking- pinot noir- macro photography- Guinness- clunker- basketball- dogs- mitsy avila ovalles- chocolate covered pretzels- Daniel Clowes- my indoor plant stand with grow lights for my succulents-The Colbert Report- "Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do"...

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Email me anytime, for any reason, I don't care. However, if you like one or more of the following, that would be swell:

-Walking Yes, you know... that long lost activity our forefathers participated in. Instead of circling a mall for 20 minutes, trying to find a parking spot within 15 feet of the entrance, let's blow off the consumption junction altogether and stroll down a neighborhood street, look into small shops, stop at a park, take photos of historic buildings, and ::gasp:: talk.

-Tennis I'm getting back into tennis after 15+ years and would like to find some activity partners. I live in Willow Glen, and there's a park nearby with 6 courts; one seems to be open all the time!

-Biking I want to use my mountain bike more. I'm no dive bomber, but I'd like to try some trails and stretch a bit (right now I don't venture off the streets that much).

-Art Art shows! I must go. Smaller, offbeat galleries... do tell if you know.

-Sushi I love sushi. Please tell me where good sushi is. I've received a few good suggestions already, so thanks to those that have responded.

-Daytrips I like to head up to the City and explore. Know a good museum in SF? Interesting landmark? Crazy underground something or other? Let's go.

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