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paralleltohell

24 / F / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 3:04am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
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Religion
Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
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Offspring
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Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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What I’m doing with my life
Working in digital publishing. Drawing comics. Not actually that psyched about carpal tunnel.
I’m really good at
writing plot outlines, navigating without a map, reciting the entirety of "Ready to Die", passing you on the Williamsburg Bridge, making soft-boiled eggs, getting shit done.
The first things people usually notice about me
Midwestern accent that just. won't. fade.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you don't like hip hop it's not going to happen.
The six things I could never do without
King of the Hill reruns, my bike, Pilot Eno mechanical pencil lead in soft blue, R. Kelly jams, Walter White pizza tossing, Modelo Especial.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make extra cash to blow on bikes I don't need and why I keep listening to This American Life when I want to give Ira Glass an endless swirly.
On a typical Friday night I am
stumbling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is still fan fiction I wrote in middle school lurking in the darkest corners of the Pokemon fandom.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are the really tall bike mechanic at 718 Cyclery.