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paralleltohell

26 Brooklyn, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:04pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for the Dan Connor to my Roseanne.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in digital publishing. Drawing comics. Scouring Soundcloud.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reciting the entirety of "Ready to Die", making soft-boiled eggs, wrestling regex, hustling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you don't like hip hop it's not going to happen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Trello boards, Micron pens, Pilot Eno mechanical pencil lead in soft blue, Bandcamp, console logs, well tequila.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to be a more honest person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drawing comics.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is still fan fiction I wrote in middle school lurking in the darkest corners of the Pokémon fandom.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to reread Calvin & Hobbes anthologies together.

you want to make out to "Loveless" with your soulmate.

you never wear gym shoes outside of an athletic setting.

you want a companion and peer to work with side-by-side on separate projects, possibly collaborating, definitely taking breaks to bang.

you have nerdy qualities (you are good at math / fluent in a programming language, you like science fiction and comics, you really dig Silent Hill) and / or had a nerdy upbringing (you were a frequent forum goer in middle school / sorta miss Geocities, you can name at least 50 Pokémon), but approach contemporary nerd culture with an appreciative detachment rather than as an active participant (you are not a BNF, you are not a Tumblr Warrior, you do not watch contemporary Dr. Who, you do not cosplay at conventions, you do not constantly quote Monty Python as a substitute for original humor).

your ego can handle a woman who isn't going to suck your dick and call it ice cream.

you are interested in a monogamous relationship.