- Douglas Adams
I can be loud and obnoxious, especially with the right people. I'm shy at first, but it's easy to talk me out of it. I dance in the car by myself and adore cuddling, especially in the middle of the night. I cry when I'm angry. I watch too much reality television. I don't like watermelon, but I do enjoy watermelon flavored popsicles more than any other flavor. I have an unhealthy love for a well groomed beard.
If you want to get on my good side right off the bat, message me before you IM me. I prefer real talk to small talk.