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27 Lowell, MA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 27
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of High school
Might want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hi, My names Colin I'm a nice, honest, straight forward guy looking for what might be the girl of my dreams call me a hopeless romantic lol. I never really know what to put in these things so if you wanna know anything message me :-) I promise you wont be disappointed.

one quick fact my name isn't paranoid because i'm paranoid its because my favorite album practically of all time is Paranoid by Black Sabbath just wanted to clear that up since everyone and their mother always asks me about it lol
What I’m doing with my life
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Just became a state certified Bartender and now I'm just trying to find work somewhere even looking into doing parties and private events and what not
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening I've been told, Cooking, baking (my homemade peanut butter cookies kick ASS lol), making people smile or scratch their heads lol
The first things people usually notice about me
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the fact that I have the mouth of a sailor I don't know you tell me :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A) too many to list but horror and fantasy mostly. B) What Dreams May Come, The Silence of the Lambs, High Fidelity, Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas, O Brother Where Art Thou? Across the universe, Eternal Sunshine on the spotless mind, i know this really doesn't count as a movie but i absolutely LOVE Penn & Tellers Bullshit those guys are freakin Awesome lol, but yeah basically anything that really makes you think. C)anything really except for country and death metal. D) I'll try anything at least once but i do particularly like Chinese Food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, and what the future holds for me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out with my friends or here chillin watching a movie or playing Dead Space 2 or Battlefield 3 on PS3 lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm absolutely TERRIFIED of spiders big small doesn't matter, its the whole six eyes eight legs part ::shivers::
You should message me if
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you want to or you feel we have something in common, your just looking for a good friend or your looking for a serious long term relationship doesnt matter to me im always looking for new friends i should probably let you know too that im not very good at the whole messaging back and forth thing and come off as a bit awkward its not cause im a creep im just well awkward lol