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paranoidrachoid

28 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:51pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i am fond of/partial towards

human and non-human animal entities, plants, herbs, stones, bones, patterns systems and details, wisdom seeking, euphoric audible arrangements, seemingly impossible futures, creation, experiments, celestial bodies, epsom-salt and eucalyptus baths, fire, incense, movement, laughter, empathy, non binary thought process, ego death, expansion of consciousness, fresh live foods, imbibement of various potions and smokes, meditation, coitus, and play wrestling.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
dog walking for pay by day, illustrating massive white spaces with teeny colored pencils by moonlight. with a whole bunch of tangential activities in between. this brings me a much deeper sense of fulfillment than you would imagine.

i love creating novel, rich, and complex experiences in my life and am attracted to people who actively are in pursuit of the same qualities. curiosity, self improvement and growth is sexy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
having an extravagant lifestyle on a relatively modest budget
eventually completing my personal projects
understanding. acting like your mama sometimes.
eye contact. applying liquid eyeliner.
telling dem spontaneous, gross/dry/self deprecating jokes.
noticing when the sun and moon are visible at the same time.
snorting if its really funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
weird. tall. comforting. awkward. impulsive. considerate. qt. outgoing INFJ. what is she wearing. was this supposed to be a costume party?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a random smattering...

i have a library card and im not afraid to use it.

non fiction (history/science/psych/occult/philo/religion)
tom robbins joseph cambell carl sagan anton wilson hesse (demian<3)
the sirens of titan (and other weirdly unpopular vonneguts), brief history of the senses, oryx and crake, good omens, and those awesome Madeleine L'Engle books...

i spend a fair amount of time obsessing over music.
http://www.last.fm/user/paranoidrachoid/library

human nature, being john malkovich, little children, anything david cronenberg, most john waters, jodorowsky, hedwig and the angry inch, 12 monkeys, inglorious basterds, pumpkin, fantastic planet, dead man, the rules of attraction, the science of sleep, bamboozled, they live, das kabinett des doktor caligari, horror, anything remotely tangential from the normal standards of pop film is worth a try in my book.

skins, six feet under, degrassi, cosmos, and OZ.

ive learned how to understand food as the beautiful alchemical experience and process it is, and as a result am feeling a lot hotter and happier, inside and out. fresh clean food excites me. cooking from scratch is always the best.

i still want to get a slice of pizza with you, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
chaos, curiosity, sensuality, laughter, 'gasms, sunlight.

mystery.
a daily shower.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what it is to understand something that one cant perceive, and how inference and speculation allows us to conceive of a greater truth without having to reduce it to a basic human perception. how to alter and expand upon our perceptions...being able to infer a "bigger picture" and be more mindful in our everyday actions.

and how to make or grow things.

and contradictions.

and the moon.

oh wait, and the frightening connection between our economy government and religious institutions, media fabrication and manipulation taking over reality and telling us who we are from our very first instances in the world till our deaths, whether or not its constitutional to pay my income taxes, what it means to liberate ourselves from these archaic systems, and how much shit will i be able to talk on public dating sites before they pop my ass.

and normal thoughts, such as songs on loop in my head, sexy time, and "am i hungry"?

also everything else ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
damaging my body, or enriching my mind, or neither, or both.

falling in love with my friends over and over again.

hanging out in my jammies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i am my own person. i dont blindly accept the limitations of legal/social/monetary systems. if i disagree with a doctrine, i wont submit to its rules. this is not about stubbornness or self righteousness. its not an adolescent experiment in counter culture. its about taking risks for what i believe in, having love for myself and others, and wanting a better future for everyone. what other fucking way is there to be? think for yourselves, y'all.

in my relationships. i strive to be fluid, open minded, and allow my partners to exist just as they are.

with that being said, i can no longer date those with untreated mental illness, extreme jealousy/possessiveness, or perpetually negative states of mind. these things drain me, and they are draining you too. sorry babes!

**kind of open to a casual fwb partner these days? a fun decompression/sexy time/physical exploration friend. but we shall see if i can actually find someone that i vibe with in this way...
You should message me if
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you enjoy those conversations that tangent off so many times that you forgot what you were talking about in the first place but it doesnt matter anymore.

youre not torn up inside by the idea of online dating and youre like "whatever im just going to send a message WHO CARES THIS IS MY LIFE"

youre into the occult or any similarly weirdo-progressive-futurist disciplines. or just if youre weird.

you want to learn/make/skill share/explore.

you wanna drink tea/booze n cuddle.

humboldt/logan/avondale residents?!

as far as sexual/gender orientation or identity preferences: i like a boob here and a penis there but brains are the hottest of all so good luck with your genital pride!

youve read my profile, laughed where it got a bit weird instead of feeling repulsed, and dont find me hideous.

ok go!