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parisa920

24 F Rockville, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Indian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Hinduism
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Technology
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
not your typical indian girl.
Type b and have a hard time being serious. 100% socially awkward/I laugh at inappropriate moments.

likes: thunderstorms, disney movies, cuddling, picnics, drawing, puns, star gazing, honesty, googling life's questions, pictionary, personality, dwarf hotots, the Oxford comma, and Kim Kardashian.

dislikes: hipsters, bermuda shorts, hot weather, serious eye contact, politics, misspellings/bad grammar, any animal with less than 2 legs or more than 4

I'm not entirely serious about using this site. Please alert me immediately if you would like to be pen pals though.

My name is not parisa. And I don't have a kid.
I have four.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
mostly I aspire to be your housewife.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being silly. boop!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
cartoon eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
tv: arrested development, 30 rock, south park, the colbert report, its always sunny in philadelphia

movies: superbad, zoolander, harold and kumar, 30 minutes or less, the hangover

books: I used my Kindle once

music: The Weeknd, Frank Ocean

food: Indian. Irrational fear of seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my penguin pillow pets and their son: Tux, Tuxette, & Tuxito. They are a family unit so they count as one.
my altima
music
best friends/family
wikipedia
eyeliner
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
small animals and other useless things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out or recovering from thursday night's intense snuggling
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know where Carmen Sandiego is
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you are human

If you can't fill that requirement, perhaps message me if you have something to say other than "hey what's up."

... but don't if you have an empty profile or no pictures.

But do if you are astronaut Mike Dexter.