I believe in random acts of kindness, followed by an ice-cold beer. Sometimes that leads to random acts of foolishness, but that's what makes the world go round. I'm looking for a partner who laughs freely...someone who's cynical when it comes to Republicans, but not when it comes to love.
I have an 8-year old daughter that I adore. Damn, I lucked out in the kid department. I have residential custody, so she's with me 5 or 6 nights a week (and yes, she's one of those roommates that never does the dishes). My daughter is funny, empathetic, smart and sometimes a smartass. She has the ability to spot an empty swing from a mile away. What's cooler than that?
Let's see...I was the singer in a comedy rock band that had our 15 minutes of near fame. Your mom will like me because I'm less of a jerk than your past three boyfriends and your dad will like to have a beer with me and watch the game. Your brother will hate me because I'm a Red Sox fan, but in time he will get over it and learn to root against the Evil Empire.
You will like me because I'm kind, considerate, and 94% funnier than the guy wearing a mesh tank top in the last profile you just read. Besides, I can grill a mean pork tenderloin.
Oh, and I think my name "ParisDude" is dumb. I did it in jest when I joined, but then found out that I'm stuck with it unless I'm willing to pay OKC to upgrade my profile to change it. Frankly, I'd rather spend that dough on you.