But before you hit delete, you should know that I'm also a grade-A wiseass. I believe in random acts of kindness, followed by an ice-cold beer. Sometimes that leads to random acts of foolishness, but that's what makes the world go round. I get a kick out of making people laugh whether they like it or not. I'm romantic, caring and dependable. I'm looking for a partner who laughs freely...someone who's cynical when it comes to Republicans, but not when it comes to love.
I have an 8-year old daughter that I adore. Damn, I lucked out in the kid department. I have residential custody, so she's with me 5 or 6 nights a week (and yes, she's one of those roommates that never does the dishes). My daughter is funny, empathetic, smart and sometimes a smartass. She has the ability to spot an empty swing from a mile away. What's cooler than that?
I have an eclectic slew of friends, most of which I’ve known for many years. Let's see...I was the singer in a comedy rock band that had our 15 minutes of near fame. Your mom will like me because I'm less of a jerk than your past three boyfriends and your dad will like to have a beer with me and watch the game. Your brother will hate me because I'm a Red Sox fan, but in time he will get over it and learn to root against the Evil Empire.
You will like me because I'm someone you can make you laugh, make you feel appreciated and challenge you without trying to come across as a know-it-all. I'd expect the same in return.
If at first my photos don't do the trick, I will grow on you. Besides, I can grill a mean pork tenderloin.
Oh, and I think my name "ParisDude" is dumb. I did it in jest when I joined, but then found out that I'm stuck with it unless I'm willing to pay OKC to upgrade my profile to change it. Frankly, I'd rather spend that dough on you.