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36 Paris, France Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:44pm
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love film, photography and not getting bored. Smart people. Brain like a whip, trying to avoid the obvious path of a confortable life in front of the television in some suburban home.
My pseudo is an hommage to walker texas ranger, a show that s permanently on in my bedroom thanks to the VCR technology.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I wonder what the hell i'm doing with my life. I love my life. I write. in French. And take photos. And watch walker texas ranger

Theres a temptation here, and we should resist it, the one to sell ourselves as cool persons. Cool persons are all alike, but our wounds and our flaws make us stand out. Cant believe i wrote something so cliché. Eh, we'll live.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining people, being the parisian archetype of the doomed artist. Invisible tennis. Escaping from asylums. Throwing knives, while listening to the carter family.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
High IQ, Elegance and muscles.
And that huge tatoo of Chuck Norris on my neck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The cultural name dropping part

I'm not gonna bore you with that part. i love Ballard, salinger, stephen king, edgar poe, hemingway
i love hitchock and cameron crowe and woody allen (some of his films)
and i like john huston. hes cool. Right now i'm watching rear window. Because it s nice to rewatch.
I discovered that walker texas ranger doesnt actually has an end. It s an abnormality in the universe.
I am a vegetarian. I like hummus, curry, beans, chocolate, rootboos tea, but who cares ?. Dont smoke I smoke weed sometimes late at night when nothing happens. And i watch my cats go ape shit on that music, :
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my MP3 player with jazz on. My lovely pets. My friends. The mere idea that today i will go off track, just to see whats on the side of the road
And of course, my nunchucks.
Comme ce profile n'est lu par à peu près personne, je poste ici un truc que je veux lire plus tard, parce que les textes intellectuels me reposent, comme de bons romans de gare, et que si je ne note pas le lien quelque part, je serais foutu de l'oublier
le début du texte me rappelle certains profiles ici
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...Are the girls in here like that ?
I love that movie.

"there was no time when you nor I nor these kings did not exist"

writing when i get to it. Photos, when i get to it.

What i havent tried. Where to get lost. How to do it.

How most movies are propaganda for the life they want you to have (i have no idea who THEY are),
and how i'm ashamed of modern french cinema and litterature. We are bad AND pretentious. The worst mix

I think Duke Ellington is still underrated.

I ve been looking at guys profile on okcupid (i know, i know) and everyone is an artist
i was wondering if 9to5ers didnt start pretending they were artists just to have girls attention. What do you think ? Wouldnt you do the same ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out. I usually leave really bad ragga music very loud and on repeat just to annoy the neighbors
looking for a zombie walk.
standing on a paris rooftop with my cape
picking up a fight with really drunk people when i'm sober
sweet/dirty talking to the bus driver to see if he really can stay focused on the road
Perform in front of an audience in a theater while the film is on.
In a bar, with friends or watching a movie. Hihi.
That last part is totally not true, i'm just trying to look cool. It s kind of endearing isnt it ? Sorry for the spelling mistakes.
and when i'm not :
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is a light and it never goes out

I'm the only straight guy i know that has two cats

I also like harp music- oh god, theres some things i should keep for myself

....................................................................................i have weed somewhere in a drawer, its probably getting old

I like watching illuminati theory documentaries, the less proof they have, the better.

i m a man that comes from venus
i have a 147 IQ, and i'm part of MENSA

You think this song is about you, dont you ?
Were so vain
where were you, when we were getting high ?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You dont mind ending up in the friend zone. Stuff like that can happen

You have a Ramones T-Shirt and you look good in it.


( if you re a cookie full of arsenic it will work too)


You think that video is really nice

...if you ve read the whole thing and dont message me, its almost a waste of time, but then again i robbed you of internet surfing time, its no big deal

, like me, you dont know what drives you, but you re going fast.

...your a a woman in a burka, and you want me to dress like a ninja

....You bought a guitar, to punish your ma, you didnt like school, and you know you re nobody s fool.

If you got the subliminal messages in the walker texas ranger episode 68 (the best one, but you know it) , call me on the number shes calling at 16:04 and i'll meet you, you know where. Bring the goods.
You live for building strange memories
You have a sense of humor.

you got rid of most of your neurosis. And it made you mad.
You know the songs i randomly quote throughout the profile

...married people scare you, and in front of their weird, over regulated behavior, you kind of think they were the victims of