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28 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:54am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.'s hard for me to put myself in a nutshell. I can be many different things to many different people. The people that know me in my truest form are the ones who I feel most comfortable around. Honestly, I'm not that complicated; all I really need is the ability to make you laugh and vice versa. If we can have fun together, then I'm happy. Oh, and big dawgs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to UW for bachelors.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ping Pong.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really good at bad jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Cory Feldman Handbook - Everything you need to know about Cory Feldman. It's actually the only book I've ever read, sooo I guess it's my favorite by default.

Movies: How Stella Got Her Groove Back

Food: Anything Cory Feldman shaped.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Only three I can think of:

1. Matt Damon
2. Ben Affleck
3. Mark Wahlberg (a very close third)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making advertisements that are more confusing (and in turn, irritating) than they are effective.

I run across a lot of advertisements that achieve this effect very well in real life, but I'm pretty sure I could do a better job.

Running imaginary dialogues in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie featuring one of the previously mentioned "three things I could never do without." Or, if I am really lucky, watching a movie with ALL THREE things I could never do without.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the beard is fake (I'm pretty good with photoshop).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're a goofball.