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parkersbighead

31 M Forest Hills, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Very easy-going, driven, and creative guy born and raised in the suburbs of Queens, NY. My spiritual godfathers are Michael J. Fox and Vince McMahon.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a writer/producer who currently works in customer service. Nothing glamorous, but I have a great view from my Midtown office, great benefits, and it's steady work I enjoy that gives me the time and money to do the things I actually want to do long-term with my Media Studies degree.

I also just recently re-started/branded my old all-ages punk/ska/emo/etc. concert production company and record label after an almost 7-year hiatus. I know it sorta screams quarterlife crisis, but honestly most of my longest-lasting friendships were formed over music and this is my opportunity to be a mentor to the next generation of "scene kids" and give back to a culture that really had a hand in molding me into the person I am today. I've met some really great people since dipping my toe back into it over the past year and put together the best team of good people to work with me in re-establish Queens (ya know, where The Ramones, The Beastie Boys, Run DMC, and Simon & Garfunkel all started out...) as the birthplace of meaningful rock n roll. So yeah, if you went to see your friends' bands in VFW halls or church basements when you were a teenager... people still do that! And I think that's awesome and should be supported no matter how old or jaded you are.

After all this, I am getting set to climb my next mountain and do the one thing I've wanted to do with my life since I was 12 years old, and that's run my very own professional wrestling company...
I’m really good at
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Bringing people together. I love throwing parties and concerts where I can bring two otherwise complete strangers into each other's lives. I won't say I'm a social butterfly, but the people I've let into my life are some of the best you'll ever meet, and I don't mind sharing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My resemblance to a certain boy who met a world... and Topanga.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - High Fidelity, The Great Gatsby, Joe College, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, The Rules of Attraction, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Boomsday, Thank You for Smoking

Movies - Back to the Future, Elizabethtown, Clerks, Teen Wolf, High Fidelity, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Can't Hardly Wait, Safety Not Guaranteed, Sleepwalk With Me, Bottle Rocket, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, The Sure Thing, Better Off Dead, Say Anything, Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous, Network, Michael Clayton, Thank You for Smoking

TV - Veronica Mars, Freaks & Geeks, Boy Meets World, Saved by the Bell, The Wonder Years, Scrubs, The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Party Down, Arrested Development, The In-Betweeners, Skins, Community, Undeclared, WKRP in Cincinnati, Spin City

Music (right now anyway) - Saves the Day, Weston, Lanemeyer, The Get Up Kids, The Gaslight Anthem, The Front Bottoms, The Hotelier, Mixtapes, Beach Slang, Rational Anthem, Lipstick Homicide, Allison Weiss, Masked Intruder, This Good Robot, The Replacements, Rilo Kiley, Ben Kweller, Weezer, Limbeck, Lifetime, Kid Dynamite, Blink 182, MxPx, The Wonder Years, Latterman, Say Anything, Frank Turner, The Format, fun., Something Corporate, The Monkees, Guns N Roses, The Beatles, Oasis, The Cars, Ke$ha, Bruno Mars, Taylor Swift, etc.

Food - Cocoa Pebbles, baked ziti, Tex-Mex, anything with avocado.

Again, it's not a necessity that any of this stuff correlates. But I do take my own tastes seriously and am always interested in meeting more people who I can share obscure records and art with. And it does give us something to talk about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Professional wrestling. I know... but we might as well get it out of the way now. Gun to my head, nothing would make me happier than a non-wrestler career with WWE or any other promotion out there. I've been hired as a ring announcer, I read books on the subject, travel for really big shows, digest information surrounding (and have very passionate opinions on) various performers, broadcast teams, production values and promotions from every era within the last 30 years, and most of my best friendships were formed through growing up with sweaty men in tights. It's a veritable live action comic book, a perpetual theatre-in-the-round, and one day I would love to teach a college-level Media Studies course on the psychological cult appeal of the business and the industry-changing gamble that was the first WrestleMania.

If you're lucky, maybe I'll take you sometime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm TERRIFIED of raccoons.
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The three words you just wish one decent guy would tell you in this lifetime are "Let's Go Rangers."