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paroxyst

24 Plano, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 2
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am primarily looking to make friends. I am not interested in swinging or hooking up. The point of this profile is not to get me laid. Chances are, I won't sleep with you. My boyfriend and I are a polyfidelity couple, and only romantically interested in people who will be a good fit for *both* of us. **For the most part, this only applies to women.**
We're always interested in new friends, especially kinky or otherwise weird people, so feel free to send me a message! I generally always respond. I do read messages and forget though, so forgive me. Due to my work schedule, I'm not available to chat at all on weekends, there's just not time.

I'm a ditzy blond. It may take me a half second after agreeing to do something before I actually understand what it is you were asking me to do. I'm a smile and nod sort of person, I dislike confrontation. I'm childish and give off a 'meek and defenseless' vibe. I've been known to make questionable decisions against the advice of friends and family. I'm not dead yet, so it's worked out so far.

I'm kind of awkward and sort of scared of new people, (woo social anxiety!). I also work ALL weekend, and since most events designed for friend making are on weekends, actually getting out and meeting people has proven difficult

I like hiking and being active, drinking wine and watching anime. I'm just now getting into role-playing, but still very much a noob. I like gardening, baking, painting and generally just creating things. I have a BA in Psychology with a minor in sexuality studies.
I've been described as "resourceful" and a "pedantic little smart-ass"

I'm going to change this summary like, a million times.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I want to either go into research or be a clinical psychologist with a specialty in deviant sexualities (read: kink friendly).
I'm constantly learning new things that I want to do with my life, so my goals are always up in the air.
I do plan on getting a PhD someday (or at least a Masters), but for now I'm just getting trying to make myself wake up at a decent hour.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm pretty creative
and I sing :3

I'm resourceful, so I can deal with any situation life throws at me (can't guarantee I won't cry though). Maybe I don't deal with it in the most logical way, but it works for me.

Sometimes I see someone on the street that is doing something odd and I make a tragic back story for them. I like to think it helps me be empathetic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suppose you can say I dance to a different drummer.
(You don't really want to see me dance, I've been likened to "a dying horse")

I'm sort of shy and awkward, so I'm sure that gets noticed pretty quickly. I also don't necessarily understand doublespeak, so I can take things a little bit more literally than people intend, which feeds into the 'awkward' thing.

It really depends on the situation, though. I like to think I'm cute, so that's attention-grabby. Maybe I'm singing along to the radio in the supermarket, or squeeing loudly at the hedgehog in the pet store (hedgehogs, gerbils, ferrets, sugar gliders and degus are illegal in California. Before moving to Texas, I'd only ever seen my friend's illegal ferret IRL). I might be dressed funny because why the hell not?
Just depends on who's noticing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read! I can spend a whole day reading a good book or six (although it has been a loong while :/). I don't really pick favorites of anything, since there can always be something better.
I have quite a few of the Redwall books, though I haven't read them since I was a kid. I enjoyed the Black Dagger Brotherhood and House of Night series'.
Prayers for the Assassin is good and I LOVE The Kingkiller Chronicle (Whyyy do I have to wait so long for the next one??) I like manga and comics too.
I am also guilty of reading smut, but I have not read 50 Shades. The first couple pages were awful and I'm leaving it at that.

I'm not much of a movie buff, but I do enjoy them. I don't watch scary/gory movies, and anything too heavy will just bring me down. Gimme an unrealistic Disney happy ending any day.

Since we got Netflix (I refused to pay for it when I was on my own) have discovered Doctor Who and Sherlock. I really love an intelligent, goofy man. We just started watching 30 Rock and it's ridiculous and brilliant.
I like cartoons like Adventure Time, Bravest Warriors, Bee and Puppycat, but Regular Show does nothing for me. I dunno if it's that I'm getting older or TV is getting dumber, but a lot of the new ones are just really, really dumb.

I love singing! but I don't care about genres, I like what I can sing to. I really don't like screaming vocalists though, it makes my voice hurt, and super gangster rap is annoying. Rap that is poetic and not about your bitches and hoes is good though, I love a lyricist. Generally, if it's on the radio I probably at least know a little bit of it and will sing whenever I hear it.

I loove food. I'd say I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to eating, mostly because I like to throw things together and experiment with flavors.
I have a bit of a sweet tooth, though I tend to gravitate towards stereotypical 'healthy' foods.
I refuse to buy things that are a replacement for something else, or that were modified to take something out of it, like margarine or low-fat milk. Margarine is gross and anything less than whole milk tastes funny. I try not to be rude though, I'll eat it if you put it in front of me, I just won't pay for it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My senses. I can live without material things but I'd hate to go blind, deaf, etc.
2) I can't imagine life without pets. I have literally never gone more than 6 months without having a cute furry (or scaly) thing to take care of. My dog has been the only constant thing in my tumultuous life since I was 16.
3) Freedom. Being stuck in a cage would kill me
4) Education. I love learning things, I plan on spending the rest of my life learning
5) My voice
6) My sanity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Brains! And why people do what they do. I work in a psychiatric hospital so it's interesting to see people acting out concepts I learned about in college.
Where will I be in 5 years? 10 years? Do I really want to work my life away?
What am I gonna do tomorrow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dreading work in the morning, chilling with my boyfriend, watching something on netflix, then going to bed at a decent hour because I am NOT going to work sleep deprived.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hadn't met my current boyfriend in person until we moved in together. We met online and had been a long distance couple for a year. Call me crazy, but it's working so far and I don't regret it at all.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You're not a penis
2) You won't send me pictures of a penis
3) You're not a butthole
4) You won't send me pictures of a butthole
5) You can hold a conversation (because I really suck at it)
6) You can be classy.
7) You're NOT looking for a quick lay