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26 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:15am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
This is how I expect my night out to go... if you can dance like this, send me a message immediately!:

I would like to laugh so hard that I end up crying, and instead of salty tear drops from my eyes... would be giggles that explode into a thousand screams of joy, radiating and permeating into the air for all to absorb!!!!!!!

San Jose is the 7th city Ive lived in so far - its almost been a year, please help me explore

I love LAUGHING!!!!

"Most people live with one foot in the past, and one foot in the future; but the problem with having one foot in the past and one in the future, is that you piss all over the present."
- Stephen King

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
- Henry Ford

I started an instagram - but I suck at it:
What I’m doing with my life
First time with crutches, trying to live it up!

Start up in downtown San Jose - Managing clients digital advertising programs - this is some monkey business I deal with on a regular basis:
I’m really good at
Someone encouraged me to do a top 10 list - so Ill put that here instead.

Top 10 Reasons why I will be the best boyfriend ever:

1. I always try to be as open and honest as I can be - even from the start.

2. If I say I will call you, I will call you (No, I wont wait for 3 days I say so just to play games)

3. I will compliment you often, and I will mean it every time.

4. I am confident in myself, in my dress, in my body, in my intelligence, in my thoughts and ideas, and if we are dating, I will be just as confident in you.

5. I will not expect you to be a certain way or act a certain way around certain people, but instead I will always welcome you when you are yourself.

6. I will give you my coat when its cold.

7. I will go out of my way to make your friends like me.

8. I really really really love to laugh and will prefer a laugh over a fight.

9. I am very passionate and I like to keep things that way... Forever.

10. I can speak French (especially in your ear).

So; what Im bad at:

1. I am a HUGE procrastinator
2. No matter how great of a job I have, I always dont want to go to work
3. I dont take into consideration peoples feelings when Im horny
4. I think I know more than I really know
5. I am fucking fucking stubborn, no seriously, stop it, I AM stubborn
6. I want to help people all the time, but I am too lazy to do anything
7. I talk about helping people and come up with ideas for those things but I do not do them even if I have the opportunity sometimes
8. I am VERY superficial when it comes to girls I am attracted to
9. I jump the gun
10. I am too gullible sometimes and too skeptical sometimes
11. I dont enjoy hanging out with my family as much as I enjoy hanging out with my friends

I also have talents: doing basic, every day tasks with flare... aka behind the back turn off the lights while balancing my laundry basket before I leave the laundry room

The first things people usually notice about me
confused look on my face
bubble butt
my loud laughs
my beautifully long flowing hair
and my well chiseled ears
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie List:
I have a huge movie list... ask me if you want to see it.

Some favorites: Clockwork Orange, Lisey's Story, Memoirs of a Geisha, Blink, Sperm Wars, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Happiness Project, A Confideracy of Dunces, Golden Compass Series (Dark Materials Series), Desperation, Disgrace, Story of the Eye, Up in the Air, Choke, Latro in the Mist, The Mating Mind, Masochism for Modern Man

Food: I will eat anything. People call me "garbage disposal". Yes, I know that's not very elegant, but the reality of it is.. I just love food - I'm not a foodist ok?!

Music: Show me yours, Ill show you mine

Shows: The Wire, Family Guy, South Park, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Community, The Office UK & US, Lost, Parks and Recreation, Fraggle Rock, Dexter, Curb your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks & Undeclared.... Why did they cancel both of these after the first season?!!!????
The six things I could never do without
friends, family, food, being able to laugh, communication, a challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why everyone in the Bay Area works at a startup, rock climbs, paints and speaks multiple langues and still has time to save the world
I came up with "Healthy" before Lil Wayne did
Extremely unconventional and often offensive ways to make money
How come Psycho Donuts came up with the idea of drinking a donut before I did
What object I would be if I could shapeshift
If I were actually in 007 Golden Eye, which gun would I use and which level would I be best in? Probably the RPG and probably the complex
When I will actually get up off my ass and join a french club somewhere in San Jose
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've always wanted to be a stripper

Apparently my mother feels comfortable telling me that she watches the tv show Masters of Sex.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you... have some soul, have some passion, love you some good food

Stop making duckfaces!

Does anyone speak french ?

If you envision your wedding dance looking like this: