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partypantsman

27 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
This is how I expect my night out to go... if you can dance like this, send me a message immediately!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfwg4MTTdc0

I would like to laugh so hard that I end up crying, and instead of salty tear drops from my eyes... would be giggles that explode into a thousand screams of joy, radiating and permeating into the air for all to absorb!!!!!!!

San Jose is the 7th city Ive lived in so far - its almost been a year, please help me explore

I love LAUGHING!!!!

I have many regrets... who honestly doesn't have regrets? Life would be so boring without regrets.

"Most people live with one foot in the past, and one foot in the future; but the problem with having one foot in the past and one in the future, is that you piss all over the present."
- Stephen King

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
- Henry Ford

I started an instagram - but I suck at it: http://instagram.com/jefftravels
What I’m doing with my life
First time with crutches, trying to live it up!

Start up in downtown San Jose - Managing clients digital advertising programs - this is some monkey business I deal with on a regular basis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaLFVncP3e0&hd=1
I’m really good at
Someone encouraged me to do a top 10 list - so Ill put that here instead.

Top 10 Reasons why I will be the best boyfriend ever:

1. I always try to be as open and honest as I can be - even from the start.

2. If I say I will call you, I will call you (No, I wont wait for 3 days I say so just to play games)

3. I will compliment you often, and I will mean it every time.

4. I am confident in myself, in my dress, in my body, in my intelligence, in my thoughts and ideas, and if we are dating, I will be just as confident in you.

5. I will not expect you to be a certain way or act a certain way around certain people, but instead I will always welcome you when you are yourself.

6. I will give you my coat when its cold.

7. I will go out of my way to make your friends like me.

8. I really really really love to laugh and will prefer a laugh over a fight.

9. I am very passionate and I like to keep things that way... Forever.

10. I can speak French (especially in your ear).

So; what Im bad at:

1. I am a HUGE procrastinator
2. No matter how great of a job I have, I always dont want to go to work
3. Way too horny, way too perverted, way too open about it
4. I think I know more than I really know
5. I am stubborn, no seriously, stop it, I AM stubborn
6. I want to help people all the time, but I am too lazy to do anything
7. I overexaggerate
8. I am extremely picky and sometimes I focus on the flaw more than the positive
9. I jump the gun
10. I am too gullible sometimes and too skeptical sometimes
11. I dont enjoy hanging out with my family as much as I enjoy hanging out with my friends

I also have talents: doing basic, every day tasks with flare... aka behind the back turn off the lights while balancing my laundry basket before I leave the laundry room

impressed?
The first things people usually notice about me
confused look on my face
bubble butt
my loud laughs
my beautifully long flowing hair
and my well chiseled ears
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movie list.. just so my profile is uncompromisingly and obnoxiously long: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956), Rush Hour (1998), The Wendell Baker Story (2005), Kiss Me Deadly (1955), City of God (2002), Lakeview Terrace (2008), Lonely Hearts (2006), Casablanca (1942), Man on Fire (2004), American Gangster (2007), A Beautiful Mind (2001) Y Tu Mama Tambien (2001), Rear Window (1954) The Diving Bell and la Butterfly (2007), Good,Bad,Ugly (1966) Witness for the Prosecution (1957), Advise and Consent (1962) Slapshot (1977), Blue Velvet (1986) American History X (1998), Charlie Bartlett (2007) Hot Rod (2007), Priceless (2007) Definitely, Maybe (2007), In Bruges (2008), Everything is Illuminated (2005), Sexual Life (2005), Lust, Caution (2007), Foot Fist Way (2006), Cassandras Dream (2007), Notes on a Scandal (2006), Payback (1999), Jason and the Argonauts (1963), Trainspotting (1996), Inland Empire (2006), Dumbland (2002), Le Charme Discret de la Bourgeoisie (1972), The Straight Story (1999), Battle Royale (2001), Monsters Vs. Aliens (2009), Yes Man (2008), Born Into Brothels (2004), Righteous Kill (2008), La Haine (1995), Inglorious Bastards (1978), Inherit The Wind (1960), The Hangover (2009), Butterfly (1982), Thirteen (1992), Revolutionary Road (2008), The Bad Seed (1956), In the Company of Men (1997), The Big Lebowski (1998), The Hustler (1961), Gummo (1997), The Machinist (2004), Gandhi (1982), The Pianist (2002), Alien Trespass (2009), Following (1998), Enemy Mine (1985), Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988), Sour Grapes (1998), Tyson (2008), The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down (2007), Do The Right Thing (1989), WarGames (1983), Dirty Harry (1971), Slap Shot (1977), For All Mankind (1989), Big Fan (2009), The Pest (1997), A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2004), Little Shop Of Horrors (1986), Ready to Rumble (2000), In Cold Blood (1967), Salo (1975), Youth of the Beast (1963), Absolute Power (1997), The Vanishing (1993), Nothin to Lose (1997), Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring (2004), Tsotsi (2005), The Cove (2008), Million Dollar Baby (2008), The Killer (1989), Red Cliff (2009), Made (2001), Kids (2007), Bamboozled (2007), Starsky and Hutch (2004), Precious (2009), A Life Less Ordinary (1997), Il Conformista (1970), The Fly (1986), Inglorious Bastards (2009), Weekend at Bernies (1989), Blankman (1994), The Informant (2009), Moon (2009), Felon (2008), Boondock Saints (1999),Bad Lutenient (2009), My Left Foot (1989), G.I. Jane (1997), Ondskan (2003), Dr. No (1962), Pineapple Express (2008), The Vanishing (1993), Spring Breakdown (2007), Spring Break (1983), Fitzcarraldo (1982), Surveillance (2007), Crash (1993), Kick-Ass (2010), Three Days of Condor (1975), Papillon (1973), My Cousin Vinny (1992), Street Thief (2006), Earth Girls are Easy (1989), Pimpadelic (2009), Falling Down (1993), Glory (1989), Escape from Alcatraz (1979), Blind Side (2010), La Pianiste (2001), Shinjuku Incident (2009), Fearless (1993), Wall Street (1987), Chop Shop (2007), Thunderbolt (1995), Basic (2003), The Big Red One (1980), Up (2009), Vicious Kind (2008), Step Brothers (2008), Old School (2003), Spread (2009), Door to Door (2002), Meals on Wheels (1984), Tropa de Elite (2007), Antichrist (2009), The Last Picture Show (1971), The Mask (1994), Vacation (1983), Disclosure (1994), Repulsion (1965), More than a game (2008), Black Dynamite (2009), Visitor Q (2001), Ip Man (1-3) (2008-2010), Badlands (1973), Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny (2010), He Got Game (1998), Summer of Sam (1999), Mo' Better Blues (1990), Grumpy Old Men (1993), The Sting (1973), Lean On Me (1989), Boyz N Da Hood (1991), South Central (1992), Blood Done Sign My Name (2010), The Jerk (1979), Cry Freedom (1987), Poetic Justice (1993), Murder in the First (1995), Mean Streets (1972), A Prophet (2009), Citizen Kane (1941), Moscow on the Hudson (1984), When Harry Met Sally (1989), The Next Three Days (2010), Made in Britain (1982), How to be a Player (1997), Fighter (2010), Bunny and the Bull (2009), The Black Swan (2010), Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993), I Saw the Devil (2010), Wet Hot American Summer (2001), Maverick (1994), Sgt Bilko (1996), The Virginity Hit (2010), Greedy (1994), Crooklyn (1994), No Strings Attached (2010), Don Juan DeMarco (1994), Spin (2007), Malcolm X (1992), Tenure (2009), My Bodyguard (1980), Mystery Men (2009), Fresh (1994), The Company Men (2010), Nick of Time (1995), How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying (1967), Johnny Dangerously (1984), This Is England (2006), Sin Nombre (2009), The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997), The Babe (1992), Cedar Rapids (2011), The Secret of my Success (1987), The Way Back (2010), Bright Lights, Big City (1988), Father of the Bride (1991), Bennys Video (1992), The Vicious Kind (2009), Heat (1986), Your Highness (2011), Lincoln Lawyer (2011), Rango (2011), Horrible Bosses (2011), Just go With It (2011), Despicable Me (2010), In and Out (1997), City Heat (1984), How To Train my Dragon (2011), Scott Pilgrim vs The World (2011), The Innocents (1961), Win Win (2011), Schindlers List (1993), 3 Idiots (2009), The Tree of Life (2011), The Kings Speech (2010), Last King of Scotland (2006), The Change Up (2011),The Goonies (1985), Mad Max (1979), The Serbian Film (2010), Friends with Benefits (2011), Straw Dogs (2011), The Player (1992), Slacker (1991), 50/50 (2011), Forbidden Planet (1956), Laugh at my Pain (2011), Amores Perros (2000), Pootie Tang (2001), The Sitter (2011), Good Old Fashion Orgy (2011), Les Femmes Du 6eme Etage (2011), 8 Femmes (2001), The Prestige (2006), True Lies (1994), Tell No One (2007), The Pursuit of Happiness (2006), The Skin I Live In (2011), Jeff, Who Lives at Home (2012), Wanderlust (2012), Contraban (2012), Bullhead/Rundskop (2011), Rampart (2011), Thin Ice (2011), Casa De Mi Padre (2012), Intouchables (2011), Young Adult (2011), The Help (2011), Terri (2011), Lucky (2011), Carnage (2011), The Boat That Rocked (2009), Brewsters Millions (1985), School Ties (1992), Happy (2011), Polisse (2011), Life of Pi (2012), Silver Linings Playbook (2012), Juliette (2012), Spring Breakers (2012), Dog Pound (2010), The Way Way Back (2013), World War Z (2013), Pain & Gain (2013), American Hustle (2013), A Better Life (2012), Police Story (2013), Lone Survivor (2013), Dallas Buyers Club (2013), Fresh (1994), The Hunt (2013), Captain Phillips (2013), A Separation (2011), Ajami (2009), Vicky Christina Barcelona (2008), Frost/Nixon (2008), Unraveled (2011), MUD (2013), Waltz With Bashir (2008), La Vie en Rose (2007)

Some fave books: Clockwork Orange, Lisey's Story, Memoirs of a Geisha, Blink, Sperm Wars, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Happiness Project, A Confideracy of Dunces, Golden Compass Series (Dark Materials Series), Desperation, Disgrace, Story of the Eye, Up in the Air, Choke, Latro in the Mist, The Mating Mind, Masochism for Modern Man

Food: I will eat anything. People call me "garbage disposal". Yes, I know that's not very elegant, but the reality of it is.. I just love food - I'm not a foodist ok?!

Music: Show me yours, Ill show you mine

Shows: The Wire, Family Guy, South Park, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Community, The Office UK & US, Lost, Parks and Recreation, Fraggle Rock, Dexter, Curb your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks & Undeclared.... Why did they cancel both of these after the first season?!!!????
The six things I could never do without
friends, family, food, being able to laugh, communication, a challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why everyone in the Bay Area works at a startup, rock climbs, paints and speaks multiple langues and still has time to save the world
I came up with "Healthy" before Lil Wayne did
Extremely unconventional and often offensive ways to make money
How come Psycho Donuts came up with the idea of drinking a donut before I did
What object I would be if I could shapeshift
If I were actually in 007 Golden Eye, which gun would I use and which level would I be best in? Probably the RPG and probably the complex
When I will actually get up off my ass and join a french club somewhere in San Jose
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've always wanted to be a stripper

Apparently my mother feels comfortable telling me that she watches the tv show Masters of Sex.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you... have some soul, have some passion, love you some good food

Stop making duckfaces!

Does anyone speak french ?

If you envision your wedding dance looking like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnfRdKu_dmM