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28 San Jose, CA Man


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  • Ages 18-40
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Last online
Yesterday – 11:11pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Chinese (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is a normal / average profile, I promise

This is how I expect my night out to go:

I would like to laugh so hard that I end up crying, and instead of salty tear drops from my eyes... would be giggles that explode into a thousand screams of joy, radiating and permeating into the air for all to absorb!!!!!!!

San Jose is the 7th city Ive lived in so far - its almost been a year, please help me explore

I love LAUGHING!!!!

"Most people live with one foot in the past, and one foot in the future; but the problem with having one foot in the past and one in the future, is that you piss all over the present."
- Stephen King

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
- Henry Ford

I started an instagram:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Been doing the start up life in San Jose for about 2 years - this is some monkey business I deal with on a regular basis:

After our company sells, I want to start my own company!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working hard, challenging myself, trying to find humor in everything, people watching, listening, cooking (or so I think), going with the flow, doing basic, every day tasks with flare... i.e. trying to catch the glass I accidentally dropped with my foot gently enough to where it doesn't break when it rolls off.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
confused look on my face
bubble butt
my loud laughs
and my well chiseled ears
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite movie list.. just so my profile is uncompromisingly and obnoxiously long: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956), Rush Hour (1998), The Wendell Baker Story (2005), Kiss Me Deadly (1955), City of God (2002), Lakeview Terrace (2008), Lonely Hearts (2006), Casablanca (1942), Man on Fire (2004), American Gangster (2007), A Beautiful Mind (2001) Y Tu Mama Tambien (2001), Rear Window (1954) The Diving Bell and la Butterfly (2007), Good,Bad,Ugly (1966) Witness for the Prosecution (1957), Advise and Consent (1962) Slapshot (1977), Blue Velvet (1986) American History X (1998), Charlie Bartlett (2007) Hot Rod (2007), Priceless (2007) Definitely, Maybe (2007), In Bruges (2008), Everything is Illuminated (2005), Sexual Life (2005), Lust, Caution (2007), Foot Fist Way (2006), Cassandras Dream (2007), Notes on a Scandal (2006), Payback (1999), Jason and the Argonauts (1963), Trainspotting (1996), Inland Empire (2006), Dumbland (2002), Le Charme Discret de la Bourgeoisie (1972), The Straight Story (1999), Battle Royale (2001), Monsters Vs. Aliens (2009), Yes Man (2008), Born Into Brothels (2004), Righteous Kill (2008), La Haine (1995), Inglorious Bastards (1978), Inherit The Wind (1960), The Hangover (2009), Butterfly (1982), Thirteen (1992), Revolutionary Road (2008), The Bad Seed (1956), In the Company of Men (1997), The Big Lebowski (1998), The Hustler (1961), Gummo (1997), The Machinist (2004), Gandhi (1982), The Pianist (2002), Alien Trespass (2009), Following (1998), Enemy Mine (1985), Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988), Sour Grapes (1998), Tyson (2008), The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down (2007), Do The Right Thing (1989), WarGames (1983), Dirty Harry (1971), Slap Shot (1977), For All Mankind (1989), Big Fan (2009), The Pest (1997), A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2004), Little Shop Of Horrors (1986), Ready to Rumble (2000), In Cold Blood (1967), Salo (1975), Youth of the Beast (1963), Absolute Power (1997), The Vanishing (1993), Nothin to Lose (1997), Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring (2004), Tsotsi (2005), The Cove (2008), Million Dollar Baby (2008), The Killer (1989), Red Cliff (2009), Made (2001), Kids (2007), Bamboozled (2007), Starsky and Hutch (2004), Precious (2009), A Life Less Ordinary (1997), Il Conformista (1970), The Fly (1986), Inglorious Bastards (2009), Weekend at Bernies (1989), Blankman (1994), The Informant (2009), Moon (2009), Felon (2008), Boondock Saints (1999),Bad Lutenient (2009), My Left Foot (1989), G.I. Jane (1997), Ondskan (2003), Dr. No (1962), Pineapple Express (2008), The Vanishing (1993), Spring Breakdown (2007), Spring Break (1983), Fitzcarraldo (1982), Surveillance (2007), Crash (1993), Kick-Ass (2010), Three Days of Condor (1975), Papillon (1973), My Cousin Vinny (1992), Street Thief (2006), Earth Girls are Easy (1989), Pimpadelic (2009), Falling Down (1993), Glory (1989), Escape from Alcatraz (1979), Blind Side (2010), La Pianiste (2001), Shinjuku Incident (2009), Fearless (1993), Wall Street (1987), Chop Shop (2007), Thunderbolt (1995), Basic (2003), The Big Red One (1980), Up (2009), Vicious Kind (2008), Step Brothers (2008), Old School (2003), Spread (2009), Door to Door (2002), Meals on Wheels (1984), Tropa de Elite (2007), Antichrist (2009), The Last Picture Show (1971), The Mask (1994), Vacation (1983), Disclosure (1994), Repulsion (1965), More than a game (2008), Black Dynamite (2009), Visitor Q (2001), Ip Man (1-3) (2008-2010), Badlands (1973), Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny (2010), He Got Game (1998), Summer of Sam (1999), Mo' Better Blues (1990), Grumpy Old Men (1993), The Sting (1973), Lean On Me (1989), Boyz N Da Hood (1991), South Central (1992), Blood Done Sign My Name (2010), The Jerk (1979), Cry Freedom (1987), Poetic Justice (1993), Murder in the First (1995), Mean Streets (1972), A Prophet (2009), Citizen Kane (1941), Moscow on the Hudson (1984), When Harry Met Sally (1989), The Next Three Days (2010), Made in Britain (1982), How to be a Player (1997), Fighter (2010), Bunny and the Bull (2009), The Black Swan (2010), Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993), I Saw the Devil (2010), Wet Hot American Summer (2001), Maverick (1994), Sgt Bilko (1996), The Virginity Hit (2010), Greedy (1994), Crooklyn (1994), No Strings Attached (2010), Don Juan DeMarco (1994), Spin (2007), Malcolm X (1992), Tenure (2009), My Bodyguard (1980), Mystery Men (2009), Fresh (1994), The Company Men (2010), Nick of Time (1995), How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying (1967), Johnny Dangerously (1984), This Is England (2006), Sin Nombre (2009), The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997), The Babe (1992), Cedar Rapids (2011), The Secret of my Success (1987), The Way Back (2010), Bright Lights, Big City (1988), Father of the Bride (1991), Bennys Video (1992), The Vicious Kind (2009), Heat (1986), Your Highness (2011), Lincoln Lawyer (2011), Rango (2011), Horrible Bosses (2011), Just go With It (2011), Despicable Me (2010), In and Out (1997), City Heat (1984), How To Train my Dragon (2011), Scott Pilgrim vs The World (2011), The Innocents (1961), Win Win (2011), Schindlers List (1993), 3 Idiots (2009), The Tree of Life (2011), The Kings Speech (2010), Last King of Scotland (2006), The Change Up (2011),The Goonies (1985), Mad Max (1979), The Serbian Film (2010), Friends with Benefits (2011), Straw Dogs (2011), The Player (1992), Slacker (1991), 50/50 (2011), Forbidden Planet (1956), Laugh at my Pain (2011), Amores Perros (2000), Pootie Tang (2001), The Sitter (2011), Good Old Fashion Orgy (2011), Les Femmes Du 6eme Etage (2011), 8 Femmes (2001), The Prestige (2006), True Lies (1994), Tell No One (2007), The Pursuit of Happiness (2006), The Skin I Live In (2011), Jeff, Who Lives at Home (2012), Wanderlust (2012), Contraban (2012), Bullhead/Rundskop (2011), Rampart (2011), Thin Ice (2011), Casa De Mi Padre (2012), Intouchables (2011), Young Adult (2011), The Help (2011), Terri (2011), Lucky (2011), Carnage (2011), The Boat That Rocked (2009), Brewsters Millions (1985), School Ties (1992), Happy (2011), Polisse (2011), Life of Pi (2012), Silver Linings Playbook (2012), Juliette (2012), Spring Breakers (2012), Dog Pound (2010), The Way Way Back (2013), World War Z (2013), Pain & Gain (2013), American Hustle (2013), A Better Life (2012), Police Story (2013), Lone Survivor (2013), Dallas Buyers Club (2013), Fresh (1994), The Hunt (2013), Captain Phillips (2013), A Separation (2011), Ajami (2009), Vicky Christina Barcelona (2008), Frost/Nixon (2008), Unraveled (2011), MUD (2013), Waltz With Bashir (2008), La Vie en Rose (2007)

Some fave books: Clockwork Orange, Lisey's Story, Memoirs of a Geisha, Blink, Sperm Wars, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Happiness Project, A Confideracy of Dunces, Golden Compass Series (Dark Materials Series), Desperation, Disgrace, Story of the Eye, Up in the Air, Choke, Latro in the Mist, The Mating Mind, Masochism for Modern Man

Food: I will eat anything. People call me "garbage disposal". Yes, I know that's not very elegant, but the reality of it is.. I just love food - I'm not a foodist ok?!

Music: Show me yours, Ill show you mine

Shows: The Leftovers currently, The Wire, Family Guy, South Park, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Community, The Office UK & US, Lost, Parks and Recreation, Fraggle Rock, Dexter, Curb your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks & Undeclared.... Why did they cancel both of these after the first season?!!!????
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, family, food, being able to laugh, communication, a challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
They make it so expensive to buy organic?
Everyone in Silicon Valley does yoga, rock climbs and raves?
Is our country so wasteful?
Everyone has to work over 8 hours a day in order to be successful?
Does California have such a shitty public transportation system?
Do we really need to make 74 million cars each year?

Can I cut down on waste?
Did I not invent the donut milkshake on my own?
Did anyone conceive the idea of a computer?
Come it's so hard to work out nowadays?
Can capitalism work with democracy in a fair way in our economic and political system?
To make my morning smoothies better

Object I would be if I was a shape shifter?
Gun would I choose and which level would I play on if I were actually in the N64 game Golden Eye?
The hell is happening in politics right now....?! (i.e. Donald Trump, Lindsey Graham...)
Will I be thinking and feeling when I'm 80 yrs old?
The perfect breakfast consists of
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Secret agent man.... orrrrrr bingewatching TV shows and movies like an addict
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The last 3 and a half years I've lived without owning a car, and for the last 2 I've worked for an Automotive Marketing company!

I've always wanted to be a stripper
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you... have some soul, have some passion, love you some good food! Want to be my taste bud?

Does anyone speak french ?

If you envision your wedding dance looking like this: