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partytimewoo

24 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Sep 26, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
High school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Follow me on instagram: jerms666

first off. im a nerd. i love star wars and harry potter and zelda. i also enjoy my stripey overalls too. im good at talking to people. unless they have nothing to say. then it cant be helped. =]

I'm what people call clever...some might say tooo clever. ;)

I make dinosaur noises at inappropriate times.

"nobody knows exactly what happens when we think, therefore we can never really ever know anything"
What I’m doing with my life
Update 03/05/2013: Originally this said "trying to party" but I have successfully been doing that for 5 years and recently decided it was time for a change. So now I am working as a dishwasher at a new pub in NW Portland. AND I'm getting trained in prep-cook stuff, so hopefully i will be moving up in the kitchen soon :D

And get my swag on.
Not really though.

i used to hop trains. so now i have a wanderlust that i am trying to subdue so that i can get my shit together.
I’m really good at
Drums
ukulele
reading
Cooking
partying
making clam chowder (still working on the recipe, but it is still fantastic)
windmill high5's
Singing (sometimes)
drinking
The first things people usually notice about me
my hat, my piercings, and that im awesome

So, I was recently told that my pictures don't look like me in real life. When I asked how so, I was told I'm cuter in real life. But this also came from a girl that got awkward cuz I know people she does. So, you tell me if my pictures do me justice or not.

Although I do know the difference between "your" and "you're", I prefer to bastardise both words and use what I see as the universal "yer"

I also use far too many emoticon thingys. What? I like to convey emotion through text.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
HARRY FUCKING POTTER!
Anything by Edgar Allen Poe. been reading his work since 3rd grade.
Charles Bukowski is pretty rad, but I don't think hes as amazing as everyone makes him out to be.
Neil Gaiman is fantastic almost always.
Terry Pratchet puts me in a whole other world.
Douglas Adams.
There's more, but those just reign.

I love metal. I love Punk. I love ska. I love funk. I love when ladies got junk in the trunk and they make it go bump. bump. bump. but i love gettin hyphy and listenin to some of that bay shiiit. Also, most things that involve Ukulele are awesome. Except Beirut. Not too big of a fan. At all.

As for food, i dont like seafood. And this bothers me cuz i love food and thats a whole section of food that I CANT EAT! =[
I love candy and fruit and juice and pizza and quesadillas and burritos and cheeseburgers and meat! =]

shit. now im hungry.
The six things I could never do without
music
oxygen
air drums
elbows
unicorn pictures
MERIKA!
Lists that confine me to only six things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I'm a daydreamer. Seriously, you can find me staring off at nothing quite a bit. I like to ponder.
Why every ukulele player I've ever met loves Beirut. Not that amazing. Just saying.
On a typical Friday night I am
kickin it or partyin. quite simplistic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my butts broken. theres a crack going right down the middle of it!
merp.

I'm becoming an adult. You may see this as a sort of "duh" comment, but it is something that I have been slowly coming to terms with.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You wanna make dinosaur noises with me.

You are rad, awesome, or one hep cat!

Also, its not a must but if you play ukulele, thats definatly a plus. or guitar.

Also. If we do decide to hang out...don't bail. Cuz it's lame. I mean, come on its not hard to tell someone "oh nevermind. I'm busy" or whatever.