Despite those many comparisons I'm not a doctor and don't really aspire to be one. At some point My life goal was to get my doctorate and make a good friend named james so that when he asked me a question I could say "dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a physicist". That probably belongs more on the embarrassing thing I'm willing to admit.
I love laughing and making other people laugh. I'm pretty career driven but I love making new friends. I don't really like writing about myself and don't really believe that someone can really get all that much from a reading a 2-5 paragraph description of someone.