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passed_turing

29 M Hampton, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
ISTP. I'm a sarcastic nerdy northerner. I can be sort of blunt but it's because I like to be honest with people. I'm a weirdo, and I laugh at inappropriate stuff. Life is too short, so I enjoy it while I can. I can be very serious, but most of the time I'm not. It's hard to offend me and get under my skin, so say whatever you like to me. I've heard it all. I probably think I'm far more intelligent then I actually am, but I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong.

I tend to ramble on about things that really don't matter. Politics, economics, foreign policy... sure they are important. But don't get me started on how people never just sit down on air planes when you land. Been a gamer since I was 2, first game being Zelda, and it remains a big part of my life. I'm sort of a compendium of useless video game trivia, design and interest. I've become quite the technophile and enjoy fiddling with new gadgets and electronics and I try to stay on the cutting edge of tech-knowledge.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just left the air force after 10 years of service. Recently moved to Hampton looking for work in my line of expertise.

Well, that and trying to have as much fun while doing so.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Martial arts, cooking, golfing, bowling, video games, programming, computers, not falling down, getting along.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most likely my eyes. Not really sure what else. I usually wear some sort of goofy or thought provoking T-shirt.
Example: I have one of the sun and the moon boxing, and the moon punches the sun in the face and it says "ECLIPSE!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dune series of books, fantasy novels, graphic novels.
Billy Madison, super hero movies, comedies and scifi for movies.
Arrested Development, Firefly, Orphan Black, Arrow, Continuum, Dr. Who, Sherlock for shows. Lately I've been watching Supernatural
Queen, Boston, Nonpoint, Zebrahead, mostly 80s and 90s rock and metal. Recently been trying more rnb with rock elements, Fort Minor, Mackelmore, Spose, stuff like that. I also really enjoy chiptune and comedy bands.
Steak for food

I usually watch a lot of stand up comedy and a lot of thrillers/suspense and some anime inbetween. Lately I've been really getting into the world of DC comics. (Detective Comics Comics, lol)

I'm also a huge restaraunteer. I love going to new and different restaurants to see what kind of food is the best in an area. I can usually tell you where the best steak in town is at. I also like my own food too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Communication
Entertainment
Intelligence
Movement of my limbs
Teeth
Personality
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing, my mind wanders from subjects so fast I hardly ever remember what I was thinking about in the first place. It's like this strange sort of logical train that will trail off into distant thoughts and I'll end up remembering something that is about 5 degrees off what was originally heard or seen. Or, what usually happens is someone will say something and my mind will take it to some great heights and I'll laugh and then the person will be all "What are you laughing at" and then I look like a retard trying to explain how I got to what I was laughing at.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully enjoying myself.

Either games, out for drinks, or putting miles on my bike
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been pants-ed at the Detroit Metro airport, although it wasn't very private at that time.

Um... I have a T-shirt folding machine?

Sometimes I message people I am (according to this site) a terrible match with to see if that is actually the case and why.
You should message me if
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You're a dorky humorous person who can put up with wit and sarcasim, you like to lounge around the house and rip through a series on netflix or be goofy in public.