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29 M London, United Kingdom

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
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Graduated from university
Relationship Status
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Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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When people tell me they're working their dream job I think they're either lying or they lacked imagination as a child. When I was growing up I wanted to be Batman.

If you share this philosophy we'll probably get along. Internet friends are lame, so let's grab a drink. You'll either have an awesome time or a funny story to tell. Guaranteed.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing my dissertation...5 words at a time
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Banter
2. Laughing at myself
3. Laughing at other people
4. Maintaining perspective
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tell me I look like a rugby player. Other than that probably the American accent.

I also get a lot of random complements about my arms and shoulders... by men and women oddly enough
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies/TV- Just ask. I'm a HUGE film nerd so it's impossible to name every thing I like. Generally I prefer documentaries, foreign films, and science fiction/comic book movies. Oh, and I love Doctor Who.

Books- Reading is important to me. I once thought about creating a required reading list for girls I date; judging our compatibility based on the commentary they provide on said list. Then I realized that was just douchey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good conversation
2. Pen and paper
3. Kindle
4. Exercise
5. My sense of awesomeness
6. Human connection (Let's be honest, I really mean someone to laugh at my jokes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

...In an existential way. Not the lame ass "I don't like answering questions on OKC" way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Causing trouble...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once arrested by the CIA. (True story)

I didn't like Inglorious Bastards...Yeah, I totally just went there.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You don't take yourself seriously. You enjoy banter but hate small talk. If you like talking about politics or philosophy that'd be good too.