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29 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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There tends to be two types of women in London. The first type is content with the typical guy you run into everyday. Safe but not entirely satisfying.

The second type of woman is tired of the unfulfilling and entirely too predictable death spiral of dating in London and they're looking for the excitement of something new.

That's where I come in.

If you're looking for the everyday average British bloke you're in the wrong place. But if you're looking for something to add a bit of flavor to your dating life, we'll probably hit it off well.

So let's grab a drink. Internet friends are lame and life is short. By the end of the night, you'll either have an awesome time or a funny story to tell, guaranteed.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing my dissertation...5 words at a time. I'm also managing a consulting business on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Banter
2. Laughing at myself
3. Laughing at other people
4. Self reflective thought
5. Drinking large quantities of alcohol

...Preferably all five at the same time!

This doesn't fit anywhere else so I might as well put it here. I'm a very playful person physically and rhetorically. I enjoy challenging people and engaging with them in conversation. Its always friendly and good spirited, but if you're the sensitive type we probably won't get on.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tell me I look like a rugby player. Other than that probably the American accent.

I also get a lot of random complements about my arms and shoulders... by men and women oddly enough
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm an avid movie and TV fan so it's impossible to name every thing I like. I tend to favor anything with a character driven plot and/or philosophical undertones. And documentaries, love those.

Movies- Oldboy, American Beauty, Blade Runner, Fight Club, The Godfather, Memento. I like a good western and/or science fiction. Revenge flicks are good too.

TV- Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Castle, Doctor Who. Pretty much anything Joss Whedon makes.

Books- Reading is important to me. I once thought about creating a required reading list for girls I date; judging our compatibility based on the commentary they provide on said list. Then I realized that was just douchey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good conversation
2. Pen and paper
3. Kindle
4. Exercise
5. My sense of awesomeness
6. Human connection (Let's be honest, I really mean someone to laugh at my jokes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When people tell me they're working their dream job I think they're either lying or they lacked imagination as a child. When I was growing up I wanted to be Batman.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Causing trouble...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was once arrested by the CIA. (True story)

I didn't like Inglorious Bastards...Yeah, I totally just went there.
You should message me if
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You don't take yourself seriously. You enjoy banter but hate small talk. If you like talking about politics or philosophy that'd be good too.