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pastyprincess

21 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A love child between Helen of Troy and Clytemnestra (just ignore the fact that they're [twin] sisters for this).
An eternal child with her wits about her.

I enjoy sweets and long walks on the beach.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
doodling and making bad puns.
being a lazy bum and farting around.
braiding my armpit hair like Timmy Turner's mom.
Jobbing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
falling in love on the cta.
drinking and burping.
appreciating weather.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The red hair.
That I look a lot like Alyson Hannigan (just spare me and google her)
and dress like a librarian.
I'm a catfish?
or that i'm refreshing, like a spring breeze.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
WHAT I'M READING NOW:
Clash of Kings by George R.R. Martin
Shingeki no Kyojin
Oyasumi PunPun

WHAT I'M WATCHING NOW:
Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Free! Eternal Sunshine, rewatching Paranoia Agent

WHAT I AM LISTENING TO NOW:
user-999 - http://ironirony.tumblr.com/post/86570611475
Sakanaction - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AozElbRnTM
Guided By Voices - http://youtu.be/oGhbFezPyb0
and this fukkin song idk how i came across it
http://youtu.be/G1QvngQBYfY (<-boobs)

I EAT FOOD, I EAT LOADS OF FOOD.
bacon cheeseburgers, hummus, fancy desserts

WHAT I'M PLAYING NOW:
Animal Crossing New Leaf (friend code that)
Kirby Airride
Super Smash Brothers BRAWL (I play only the women & androgynous characters)

ALL OF THESE AMAZING OTHER GAMES I RECOMMEND (i already know how great this list is, thank u.):
Legend of Zelda Windwaker (which is my personal favorite), Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword, Mario Kart Double Dash, Kirby Airride, Uncharted (1,2,3), Little Big Planet, Castle Crashers, Civilization 5, Portal (1,2), Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced, Super Mario RPG, Luigi's Mansion, Okami, Bioshock (1,2), Bioshock Infinite, Mario Party, Kingdom Hearts, Phoenix Wright, Skyrim, Animal Crossing, Super Smash Bros

The platform of choice for me would have to be the GameCube!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
tampons
chili pepper lights
a proper atmosphere
laughter
the hermit
second hand smoke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much i believe in good people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
who cares~ (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
dogs are my friends and i love them every dog. all of them. they are my friend.

i'm not taking all of this super seriously
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
wtvr
http://ironirony.tumblr.com/
4ever
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