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patchesmcalister

29 Portland, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
opportunist.genderqueer.poly.tender. androgenous.lezbro.faggyfemme.
yes please

Quirky n' queer good time ladyboi. Sensi andro genderfuckker with a penchant for sassy sissy brats. Give me booty droppin' dance beats and I'm yours for life. Feed me hearty soups and whisper sweet-sweet nothings in my ear. Looking for road dawgs and play pals who want to hit the dusty trail with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just got a job! Vaycay is for keeps :))

I am a massage therapist, who is more interested in polarity and subtle energy work than deep tissue or swedish. Lover of theory, but am more drawn to hands-on practical means of progress.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
hugs, luvs, and snugs
bike rides
laundry
open dialogue
bootay shakin' dance parties
thoughtful, honest advice
face kissin'
camping
sauna soaks
cookie parties
nonjudgemental sex education
long meandering conversation
hikes & strolls
ukulele strummin'
terrariums
massage
spur of the moment adventures
fort renovation
collecting rad rocks
alone timez
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
.smile. teeth. classic resting butch face. ..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Earth. Wind. Fire. Water. Heart. Lube
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was born on my due date.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• You're itching from the travel bug
• You'd like to exchange body work
• You think we'd be super sweet campout//hangout//make-out buddies
• You want to engage in some good ol' fashioned gender fuckery