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patchworkorange

20 Boone, NC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:36pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I talk a lot of shit for someone with no upper body strength.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When not having asthma attacks or listening to rad tunes, I spend most of my time rescuing bugs and petting dogs.

I'm also studying Anthropology, so I guess that's kind of relevant. I do spoken word poetry on the reg and I spend a lot of time hanging out at coffee shops. Honestly, my life is a quirky indie rom-com and I've come to terms with that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being really bad at things.
Staring longingly into the distance.
Making toast.
Befriending small animals.
Falling off of beds and couches in comically dramatic ways.
Befriending crusty strangers on road trips.
Art things.
Contra dancing.
Smoking way too many cigarettes for my own good.
Losing thumb wars.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sparkling wit and charming personality
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
American Gods, Anansi Boys, World War Z, When We Were Gods, I Am One of You Forever, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mists of Avalon, Breakfast of Champions, Good Omens, The Martian Chronicles, The Weird Sisters

(Neil Gaiman is my literary bae)

Movies:
Blue Valentine, Pirate Radio, Moonrise Kingdom, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Practical Magic, But I'm a Cheerleader, Pulp Fiction, Boyhood, Dirty Dancing, Pretty in Pink, Cabin in the Woods, The Craft, The Birdcage, Little Miss Sunshine

Shows:
Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Misfits, Orange is the New Black, Portlandia, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Recreation, Utopia

Music:
(* = I've seen them live, ** = I've played shows with them)
Ramshackle Glory**; Days N' Daze; Frank Turner; The Mountain Goats; Joanna Newsom; Dead Man's Bones; Amanda Palmer; Sufjan Stevens; The Mowgli's; Ghost Mice*; Belle & Sebastian; Defiance, Ohio*; Devendra Banhart; Stolen Pizza**; CHVRCHES; Abe Lincoln's Sour Milk**; Bombadil; Shane Palko**; Arrah and the Ferns; Ghost Guest**; MisterWives; Jake McKelvie and the Countertops**; Deer Tick; Mischief Brew; Douglas Fur**; Andrew Jackson Jihad*; Bikini Kill; Imogen Heap; Cutting Room Floor*; Alt-J; The Wombats; Blizten Trapper; Florence + The Machine; Daughter; Regina Spektor; Shakey Graves; Lady Lamb the Beekeeper; Nana Grizol*; The Fratellis; Noah and the Whale; Beirut; The Dear Hunter; Fiona Apple; The Antlers; LaCroix Winget; The Front Bottoms; Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes; The New Pornographers; Coveleski; The Head and The Heart; Mal Blum; She & Him; Joan Smith**; Say Anything; Courtney Barnett; Kate Nash; The Black Keys; Childish Gambino; Kanye West; Pomplamoose; Paul Baribeau; Kimya Dawson; Ke$ha

Food:
I'm a vegetarian, and I dabble in eating vegan. I love colorful food and my favorite sandwich is any sandwich cut into triangles

Artists:
Alphonse Mucha and Kay Nielsen!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When is Kidz Bop going to cover "Anaconda"????
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hangin' out with my cat, probably. Or working. Or hangin' out with my pals.
You should message me if
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I don't know. Follow your heart, man.

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