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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:23am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A desert rat from Arizona, I've traveled here seeking better weather and like-minded individuals.

I can be a bit of an eccentric-goofball from time to time. I enjoy debating religion, politics, and social issues, as well as having general or in-depth discussions about books, video games, D&D, media, computers/technology, and other things. Bar hopping, museums, hikes, night walks/drives, and coffee shops are all fantastic, but so is a quiet night indoors.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently attending PSU and pursuing a B.A. in English. My dream-job would be becoming an editor for a magazine/website like PC Gamer, IGN, Game Informer, etc, and I'm going to try, but I'm not going to get my hopes up. I may end up just working at an office job that requires any sort of Bachelor's degree while I try to write the next Great American Novel. Teaching also sounds interesting, but people are scary. We'll see.

Aside from that, I'm currently working at a call center where I take wagers on horse racing. I basically get paid to sit around and read and work on homework and socialize with coworkers for, like, 80% of my day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Writing
- Video games
- Procrastination
- Placing $15,000 worth of bets in a manner of 30 seconds
- Functioning on very little sleep

I also used to be fairly decent at photography, but I haven't seriously picked up a camera since high school.
The first things people usually notice about me
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If I had to guess, I'd probably say my glasses and crappy posture, but I suppose you'll have to tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Serenity, Star Wars (original trilogy), Constantine, Mystery Men, Fight Club, The Fifth Element, Donnie Darko, Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy, Lord of War, The Shawshank Redemption, Inception, Blade Runner, The Departed, Closer, Gattaca, Star Trek, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, pretty much any movie by the Coen Brothers or Kevin Smith

TV: The Legend of Korra, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Breaking Bad, The Newsroom, The Mentalist, The Guardian, Elementary, The X-Files, The West Wing, Orange is the New Black, Louie, Angels in America, The Simpsons

Music: Death Cab For Cutie, Toh Kay, Mumford and Sons, Gorillaz, Bedouin Soundclash, The Littlest Man Band, The Beatles, Queen, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Muse, Queens of the Stone Age, Sage Francis, Motion City Soundtrack, The Mountain Goats, The Shins, Modest Mouse, Cake, The Cat Empire, Tenacious D, Streetlight Manifesto

Books: George R. R. Martin, J.D Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Daniel Quinn, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams, Orson Scott Card, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Robert Heinlein, Isaac Asimov, Suzanne Collins, Junot Diaz, Tony Kushner, Walt Whitman, Neil Gaiman, Philip K Dick, Stephen Chbosky

Food: I'm not picky when it comes to food and I'll try anything once. Though, I do love a good steak or burger. I also miss Sonoran Mexican food terribly.

Video Games: The Last of Us, TF2, Skyrim, Bloodborne, Dark Souls, Dragon Age, Bioshock/Infinite, Mass Effect 1 & 2, The Witcher 2, Civ 5, Dishonored, Far Cry 3, Fallout 3, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, and many others
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Good company
- Computer/video games
- The Internet
- A pen & paper [rpg]
- A good book
- Coffee/Mountain Dew/other forms of caffeine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Ideas for short stories
- What the hell I am going to do with an English degree
- Things I would do if I had a ridiculous amount of money
- "Is it too late to go to bed? Maybe I should just stay up..."
- And at certain times of the year: "A Steam sale is happening? Oh god! Someone, quick! Hide my wallet!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until 10 pm and then most likely going home and playing video games or watching Netflix until I can no longer keep my eyes open.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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After falling from a shelf and breaking my leg in two places and fracturing my ankle, I have developed a slight fear of heights... though I still really, really want to go skydiving. Is that weird?
You should message me if
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- You wanna hang out and think we'd get along.
- You DON'T think we'd get along (or at least disagree on things), but would like to have a debate with me.
- You know the correct usage of "your" and "you're."